What would happen if we asked Jamie Oliver about music? Maybe something like this: JAMIE OLIVER: Hiya. How are you doing, dah-lin’? THE MODERN AGE: Fine. Hey- what are you listening to? JO: Em… Coldplay. TMA: Oh I love Coldplay! JO: ::nods:: TMA: Do you like The Strokes? JO: Yup. Listen to them. They’re great. […]
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Seriously Though…When Will It Stop?
I’m crying. I can’t take any more concerts. You don’t understand. Why are the Strokes on Conan tonight? Make it stop. NO MORE. STROKED OUT.
Where Are You, Ryan Adams?
Oops. Ryan Adams was a no-show on Charlie Rose. Was he bumped or drunk?
Never Mind the Buzzcocks Comes to America
In the great tradition of Americans taking British game shows and messing them up, VH-1 goes ahead and takes over “Never Mind The Buzzcocks.” Um… I hardly found this funny on British tele… Will this work? I dunno. The 411: VH-1 and the producers of Pop-Up Video invite you to a brand new series: NEVER […]
Jack Black + The Strokes + SNL = :(
The most amusing part of the surprisingly UNFUNNY Jack Black and The Strokes on SNL? “Tonight’s musical guest was brought to you by *pop* Budweiser”.
It’s My Party, I’ll Cry If I Want To
I’m watching the Leslie Gore story on Biography. How GREAT is that song, “You Don’t Own Me“? It would make a freaking KICKASS cover song in the year 2001.
The Strokes Will Be on SNL
The beauty sale at work was crazy. People were shopping in other people’s offices. Totally wrong! Anyhoo- since the cat is already out of the bag- The Strokes on Saturday Night Live January 19, 2002. And since this weekend will probably be dubbed the “I love Adam Green Weekend,” let’s have a look at an […]
Ryan Adams: So Uncool He’s Cool
Ryan Adams on Leno right now. He’s wearing sunglasses indoors… who does he think he is? Elton John? Oh wait… Too many American flags. Dweeb. (When was the last time you used that word? Great word!) Oh shit.. he ISN’T? Is he? Oh he IS. He’s wearing a Bruce Springsteen t-shirt. AHAHAHAhaha. Leno struts over […]
Blast! Blast! Blast!
I taped That ’70s Show instead of Undeclared. Blast. Ryan Adams on Leno, Goldfrapp on Conan. I just saw Much Ado About Nothing for my Shakespeare class. It was this ’60s- Austin Powers, The Avengers, James Bond swingin’ sort of thing. It was hard to watch a dark-haired heavyset man play Benedict. Oh my Kenneth […]