I’m conducting a social experiment. I’ve decided not to head over to Bowery and see Lily Allen… but can I get the full experience of waiting and seeing Lily Allen all via the internets and Twitter?

I think it’s fitting that I be blogging via Twitter. After all, Lily @lilyroseallen is the queen of all social media.

So far I’m getting the full line experience for the show…right from the comfort of my own home!

Join me in the Lily Allen experience via Twitter:

5:00PM

RT @Justin_Leon: Waiting on line…

5:15PM
RT @LianeGraham is on line and hoping she gets in.

6:05PM
RT @Joyceilin: Just been given lollipops for waiting on line.

…oh RT@Joyceilin: and stickers!

6:15PM
RT @ ADDriana: just got here OMG.

6:27PM
I think it’s time to relive Lily performing “The Fear” on the Today Show. Unfortunately not feeling those shorts:

6:31PM
RT @passiveexcessive thinks the line is CriZazy and that they got there too late.

6:38PM
Um… apparently Tay Zonday will be here? RT @prgully

6:40PM
RT @nicolegeneva Hopes all this waiting isn’t for naught.

6:46PM
Yup, according to @LianeGraham and Matt & Kim fan @BestFriendDevyn, Tay Zonday is pressing the flesh with fans right now.

7:00PM
RT @mattmusicslut: Is on his way to the Bowery. Wishing him luck.

7:08PM
RT @bonerjamz is also headed over. Stuck in traffic.

7:13PM
RT @kAHHthy: Um… apparently cops are ticketing people for blocking the J train entrance. Wahhh??

7:19PM
RT @ThanatophobicMe: After three hours or so of waiting, inside Bowery… and two free tshirts.

7:24PM
RT @prgully: Whoops! Tay Zonday just got ticketed by the NYPD.

7:27PM
RT @kAHHthy is now inside. Still a huge line outside.

7:49PM
RT @prgully: Bowery is jam packed!

7:52PM
Bao, who’s shooting for Brooklyn Vegan tonight just texted me asking me where I am… I’m home!

7:56PM
RT @galacticarmada Is excited for the show!

7:59PM
Woah! Bao says that some folks in the front lined up before 11am. Crazy kids.

8:00PM
RT @Harleeparker is feeling a little bit self-loathing at the Bowery. “i hate lily allen fans” she states.

8:06PM
RT @bonerjamz didn’t get in. She’s drowning her sorrows right now at Chipotle.

8:07PM
RT @ThanatophobicMe The show just started.

8:13PM
Pics of Lily shopping earlier today. Perhaps she was buying this Rolex in these photos?

8:13PM
After 4 hours of waiting, @Ottoinman is now inside Bowery.

8:17PM
If you want to stalk Lil, she’ll be at Bowery past the show…there’s a meet and greet after the show upstairs.

8:21PM
RT @Celery57 is having dinner now, but heading over to see Lily later.

Bao says its way crowded there.

8:23PM
RT @peanutbetter was first on line (around 10:30AM), now right up front by the barricades.

8:26PM
RT @trochaic is at the show.

8:27PM
RT @lilyroseallen just updated saying she took a voice lesson today. The first in 10 years.

8:29PM
RT @mattmusicslut is up front far right…and hating the crowd.

8:36PM
RT @mattmusicslut The crowd gives some love to Matt & Kim…especially the very dishy Matt

8:51PM
RT @ThanatophobicMe is mad no one else is dancing.

9:00PM
RT @bdfenwick: Apparently Matt & Kim are “killing it” right now.

RT @ jennlevine reports that people are crowd surfing!

RT @ silenzio wants Matt & Kim to know that they are “obviously HUGE homosexuals, and fooling no one.”

9:09PM
RT @piratepirate says that Debbie Harry is at the show? ORLY?

9:11PM
RT @mattmusicslut OMGWTF? A fight just broke out at the show!

9:16PM
RT @kAHHthy and Lianegrahm confirm Lily is in the building.

9:20PM
RT @mattmusicslut doesn’t see Debbie, but see Spank Rock in the balcony.

9:30PM
RT @ultragrrrl is at the show. However I’m off to dinner… update when I’m back. In the meantime, have a ball.

11:00PM
Back from dinner. According to the tweets, the show is still going on. Lily just did “Smile” RT @dbinkowski

11:03PM
Lily dressed in a red (?) strapless dress. Everyone has their digital cameras out:

RT @gloryofaboy: Apparently someone’s smoking weed. Is Michael Phelps at the show?

11:07PM
RT @amritsingh Lily is doing “Womanizer” as her encore right now. Apparently everyone is videoing it.

11:09PM
RT @mattmusicslut The show’s ovah.

Time for me to eat the pint of ice cream I picked up on the way home and watch Long Way Down.

2/11/09 UPDATE: For non live blogging via Twitter coverage visit The Music Slut, Brooklyn Vegan

This video makes my obsessive/compulsive/dependent Twitter useage appear to be social/fun/friendly.

Clearly it’s all lies.

Anyone else sadly addicted to Twitter?