Jamie Oliver vs. Me

What would happen if we asked Jamie Oliver about music? Maybe something like this: JAMIE OLIVER: Hiya. How are you doing, dah-lin’? THE MODERN AGE: Fine. Hey- what are you listening to? JO: Em… Coldplay. TMA: Oh I love Coldplay! JO: ::nods:: TMA: Do you like The Strokes? JO: Yup. Listen to them. They’re great. …

The Strokes Will Be on SNL

The beauty sale at work was crazy. People were shopping in other people’s offices. Totally wrong! Anyhoo- since the cat is already out of the bag- The Strokes on Saturday Night Live January 19, 2002. And since this weekend will probably be dubbed the “I love Adam Green Weekend,” let’s have a look at an …

Ryan Adams: So Uncool He’s Cool

Ryan Adams on Leno right now. He’s wearing sunglasses indoors… who does he think he is? Elton John? Oh wait… Too many American flags. Dweeb. (When was the last time you used that word? Great word!) Oh shit.. he ISN’T? Is he? Oh he IS. He’s wearing a Bruce Springsteen t-shirt. AHAHAHAhaha. Leno struts over …

Blast! Blast! Blast!

I taped That ’70s Show instead of Undeclared. Blast. Ryan Adams on Leno, Goldfrapp on Conan. I just saw Much Ado About Nothing for my Shakespeare class. It was this ’60s- Austin Powers, The Avengers, James Bond swingin’ sort of thing. It was hard to watch a dark-haired heavyset man play Benedict. Oh my Kenneth …