The Moldy Peaches and Realistics Photos Are Up!

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The Moldy Peaches and The Realistics from January 12, 2002 gallery is up and running.

Todd Gitlin alert… Americans feel pain too.

Are you between 16 and 24… years of age, that is? Yes? Are you fond of fat tongues? Yes? Do you like to be on TV? Yes? Well giddy-up! Jamie Oliver is looking for impressionable young minds to mash into little balls of mush, using the remains to feed his gargantuan evil food empire. I mean… he’s looking for guinea pigs to use and slave labor at his new restaurant… I mean he’s having a contest to find 10 “trainees.”

Yes, that’s what I meant to say in the first place. Get your shit together- deadline is Feb. 8th.

The Moldys Were So F*cking Great! And No One Is Online For Me to Tell!

They were really so fantastic- and the verdict on Adam Green? DEFINITELY A-DORA-F*CKING-BLE! So cute. So Beck meets Julian Casablancas. SO young. So… *sigh.* What a great way to kick off the Thanksgiving weekend!

well now that adam's already on the floor, we might as well just rape him... oops... was that out loud?

ADAM GREEN, I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME.

But the show.. Altogether the show wasn’t bad. I didn’t go to the show on time, so I missed the first 2 opening bands… Squares and something else… uh… I ended up getting to the Mercury Lounge around 10 and came in just as Dufus was taking the stage. They were… interesting…. Then about an hour later, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs took the stage, and they were actually quite good. That lead singer chick was rockin’ it. A little Debbie Harry, a little Cyndi Lauper… all good.

But the Moldys stole the show (and my heart). They came in and did the dance number- I nearly died laughing. It was so cute. Adam was wearing a spiffy new Elvis jumpsuit made by Kimya’s aunt. So fantastic. Just seeing Adam Green jump around and shake his tush wearing a white Elvis jumpsuit w/ rhinestones on it totally made my week. I can’t wait to see the Moldys again at the Vanderbilt. Forget the freaking STROKES- It’s the MOLDYS I want to see! Seeing the Moldys makes me happy to be in this country… and especially in New York!

Why did I keep noticing Adam’s nether-regions? Oh that’s right, because it was at eye level. Yes. Right. Yes. It’s so hot when Adam plays the recorder.

MARRY ME!