The Modern Age

The looks of Gwen Stefani’s club kid sister, the voice of a Spanish-speaking Cher me encanta Shakira! Video of “Las de la Intuicion”–ripping a page out of Helmet Newton’s portfolio or a still from a Robert Palmer video.

From ONTD, Gwen Stefani and Shirley Manson performing “Wonderful Life” together!!

As Simon said, “I think the little girl’s face says it all.” LOL:

And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse. Singing..er..murdering “Bathwater” by No Doubt:

Vote for the worst 4eva.

I usually love all things Avril Lavigne, but I have been deeply disturbed over the new video of her single, “Girlfriend”. It’s like a perfect storm of awful–with acting so bad it could win a Razzie, outfits so bad they belong in the rubbish bin (knee high striped tube socks??? WHY???), moral/song theme so awful […]

I think we need to discuss this eternal question right now. Swayze has the dance moves and the abs. Hasselhoff has the leather jacket and millions of devoted Germans. But Swayze had a song (”She’s Like the Wind”) that was actually a hit in America. The Hoff had his hit German track “Looking for Freedom” […]

WIN! Dreamgirls star Jennifer Hudson is on the cover of the new issue of Vogue!!! This totally blows my mind. I can’t believe Anna allowed someone bigger than a negative zero on the cover.

Beyonce, however, is stuck being half-naked on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Yawn.

Who’s stealing who’s thunder?
You realize when J.Hud comes […]

According to his spokesman, Robbie Williams has been checke into an unnamed American rehab clinic to treat his addiction to prescription drugs, today–the date of his 33rd year on Earth.
I don’t blame him, dating America’s Next Top Model contestant Lisa “Crazy Old Face” d’Amato would drive anyone to numb the pain in any way possible.
This […]

Check out this feature on AOL Music chronicling some of Madonna’s high (and low) fashion points over the years. As you may notice, I provided some of the commentary for the photos. Give me some link love…

Ok, so here it goes. I’ve put on my armor. I’m ready for your biggest and best pot shots…
The point of this list is to single out the albums *I* enjoyed the most this year–this is not a list of what is cool in any way possible. It’s not an indication of what was the […]

Right before the holidays hit last week, I saw a new Broadway musical called Spring Awakening. I was excited to see the show for a number of reasons, namely because I haven’t seen a Broadway musical in YEARS and also because the music was written by my very first pop star crush, Duncan Sheik.
Freshly transplanted […]