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Not Sure If I’m Proud or Ashamed of this High Google Ranking

So apparently when you type in “does pete wentz love anal sex?” TMA comes up as the first result on Google. A close third is my emo-rific site, So More Scene.
Uh, thanks to whoever made that search…

Missed Connections at White Stripes MSG Show

Ok so I’m sure something good could come out of last night’s show. Maybe someone will find their true love/lust:

Sexy brunette dancing in the pit at White Stripes ! - m4w - 26
“You were wearing a red top and black pants in the GA/pit general admission area at MSG last night. You were really into [...]

Excerpts From My Insane Posts about the White Stripes Circa 2002

Holy crap, I was a crazy person.
The following comments were posted in and around the time of the White Stripes’ 4-night residency at the Bowery Ballroom.
You should have been afraid of me. VERY afraid of me.

FRIDAY, April 6, 2002:
Hey- Jack White has a dimple on his left cheek… like James Walsh and Fran Healy… He [...]

When Planet Unicorn Meets America’s Next Top Model

Planet Unicorn + ANTM = AMAZING LAUGHS.
Brilliant.
HEEEyyyyyy.

Kelly Clarkson Buys “My December” at FYE

Watch as Kelly Clarkson purchases her own album at a record store. She also gives some love to Ryan Adams. I

Lily Allen as Amy Winehouse on Friday Night Project

I think I’ve vaguely heard of this comedy show called “Friday Night Project”–which is essentially the British version of Saturday Night Live, but with only 2 comedians (Justin and Alan) and the celebrity host. Miss Lily Allen was recently on the program where she portrayed Miss Amy “Won’t go to Rehab” Winehouse–beehive, tat sleeves, and [...]

The Reason Why Jack White Makes Jo Whiley Slightly Uncomfortable

Last week the White Stripes did a very special Live Lounge performance on Radio 1 DJ Jo Whiley’s show. But that cheeky Scott Mills decided he would reveal the reason why Jo Whiley doesn’t like interviewing the White Stripes. It has nothing to do with them as people, or their music (she is in fact [...]

Pete Doherty On Oasis

A blast from the past courtesy of MTV news. Link from The Imaginary Socialite:

This Is Why Road Trips Are Awesome

Last weekend I went on a road trip from New York City to Washington, DC, to Wilmington, NC, to Charleston, SC. We saw this somewhere between North and South Carolina:

Yes, that’s right–a tiny little toy truck mounted onto the huge bed of a big rig! Hahahah.
Here’s another view:

Throughout our trip we continued to see [...]

Spinal Tap Reunite to Fight Global Warming

“Marty DiBergi recruits Nigel, David and Derek to reunite to play Live Earth on July 7, 2007 at Wembley Stadium in London. This is a new film directed by Rob Reiner which premiered on April 25, 2007 at the Opening Night of the Tribeca Film Festival.”
Smell the Glove…Watch the whole vid over at Live Earth.