Archive for the 'funny' Category

The Modern Age Is a Shockwaves NME Awards 2008 Nominee!

Move over Arctic Monkeys, Jack Penate, Lily Allen, and Jenny Lewis! Just when you thought that this blog wasn’t about music, NME has decided to nominate this lil’ old website as one of the Best Music Blogs for the Shockwaves NME Awards 2008 MUWAHAHAHAHAH!

Of course it’s just an honor to be nominated alongside fellow [...]

David Ryan Adams as HORION74: Movie Making Genius?

Ah, it feels so so good to be writing about the one, the only, David Ryan Adams once again. There has been a significant lull in Ryan news since the last time I saw him on Halloween 2007 at Hammerstein Ballroom, but it appears as though Ry Ry has been hard at work fine-tuning his [...]

Got Caught Up In No Pants 2k8 NYC Subway Ride

I had already heard that Improv Everywhere’s “No Pants 2k8″ was going to happen today, so I wasn’t too surprised when about 50 sans-pants people flooded the subway car I was in today as I was headed on a downtown N to Union Square around 3:30 pm.

Probably the funniest thing that happen was there were [...]

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

It doesn’t get any better, does it?

Maaaatttttt Daaaamoooonnnnnnn!

Have you heard the Matt Damon game based on Team America on Scott Mills Radio 1 show? Hilarious.

Shia + Zac = Possible Boy Meets World Remake?

My friend Joc mocked up these images (she had to take Topanga out of the first shot) and I LOLed. The though of Shia LaBeouf and Zac Efron taking on the roles of Corey and Shawn is AWESOME.

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To quote her original email:
Will the real Corey and Shawn stand up?
I’m just sayin… am I the ONLY [...]

“Gay Fun” = Even Gayer than a Belle & Sebastian Song

Um… where has this song been for all my life? With lyrics like “and if you wake up in the morning and think ‘what have I done?’/ I wouldn’t lose all that much sleep about it/ Because it’s only…gay fun” and “as you were leaving the restaurant/ You grabbed a free magazine/ I knew right [...]

Not Sure If I’m Proud or Ashamed of this High Google Ranking

So apparently when you type in “does pete wentz love anal sex?” TMA comes up as the first result on Google. A close third is my emo-rific site, So More Scene.
Uh, thanks to whoever made that search…

Missed Connections at White Stripes MSG Show

Ok so I’m sure something good could come out of last night’s show. Maybe someone will find their true love/lust:

Sexy brunette dancing in the pit at White Stripes ! - m4w - 26
“You were wearing a red top and black pants in the GA/pit general admission area at MSG last night. You were really into [...]

Excerpts From My Insane Posts about the White Stripes Circa 2002

Holy crap, I was a crazy person.
The following comments were posted in and around the time of the White Stripes’ 4-night residency at the Bowery Ballroom.
You should have been afraid of me. VERY afraid of me.

FRIDAY, April 6, 2002:
Hey- Jack White has a dimple on his left cheek… like James Walsh and Fran Healy… He [...]