Doesn’t Ryan Adams Always Look Like a Gay Cowboy?

I just saw Brokeback Mountain last night. I thought Heath Ledger was great. However, I’m just so not into Jake Gyllenhaal acting in anything besides Donnie Darko. Is it just me? I felt like whenever he was on the screen not saying anything, it was just dead air. Whereas Heath had this underlying intensity…that he …

Tuesday Night Is Just Like Saturday Night with Diamond Nights

I’m really tired, but just wanted to say that Diamond Nights at Bowery Ballroom last night was awesome. They are getting to be such a great live band. It was such an “interactive” show–with Morgan making people sing along to “Saturday Night”, pulling up a gaggle of girls (and a few dudes) to dance on …

The Modern Age’s 2005 Gift Guide for Hipsters

If you’re anything like me, you’ve been going crazy over few week trying to thinking of presents for the holidays. Here are some cute/ cool/ amusing ideas I came across. Note: Buy soon! Most merchants are requiring purchases be made in the next few days in order to receive your merchandise by December 23rd. For …

Save Scarlett’s Boobs!

Please, someone do something! Scarlett Johansson is trying to suffocate her lady parts to death! Shouldn’t Amnesty International be all over this? I’m sure breasts have rights too. Every moment we stay silent about this human cruelty, another areola nerve cell dies. What will it take for starlets to stop torturing their mammaries in order …

MisShapes Is Moving to Don Hill’s

You’ve heard the rumors, but now it’s confirmed: MisShapes is moving to Don Hill’s starting this week! So don’t be showing up at Luke and Leroy’s ’cause it’s just gonna be you and some confused New Jersey teens standing outside. The MisShapes crew is psyched about this move because Don Hill’s holds a special place …

What We’ve All Been Waiting For…Moranis: The Album

It’s about time actor Rick Moranis (of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids fame) released a country album! Seriously, how many times have you been sitting at home wondering why it hasn’t happened yet? Moranis elaborates about “Why a country album?” on his Web site: “A few years ago, just after [my kids] started listening to …

America’s Next Top Model Totally Confuses Me

NICOLE WON!?!?!? What the HELL? Nik was totally robbed. Don’t even get me started on Naima winning last year. Did you see her in the fashion show? SO FUG. I do NOT understand how the judges decide who wins. Tyra, you crazy! And in the best quote about Nicole made on ONTD: “nicole’s. not. cute. …

When a Teen Mag Meets Synth Pop, You Can Set the Night on Fire

Yes, I love teen magazines, so how could I pass up the opportunity to go to the ELLE Girl “Music Issue” party at Webster Hall featuring a performance by VHS or Beta? I just couldn’t! VHS or Beta has been on tour for the last 17 months, and this was their last performance for a …