Poor Noel Gallagher Cannot Catch a Break

Why is God always kicking the crap out of the kinder, gentler Gallagher brother? In 2002 Noel Gallagher was involved in a serious head-on collision while riding in a car with other band members of Oasis…brother Liam was in a separate car.

Then this past weekend, a man jumped on stage during their Toronto show and shoved poor Noel into his monitor speakers, causing bruising to his ribs and hips. Perhaps the dude was really pissed that they were singing “Morning Glory.” Perhaps, “Don’t Look Back in Anger” would have been better…

Oasis is still scheduled to perform this Friday in NYC.

Watch the incident:

8 Responses to Poor Noel Gallagher Cannot Catch a Break

  1. 1. fo | 12:29 am on September 10th, 2008

    remember when i was all like “your face isnt messed up” and noel was like “i bet you say that to all the boys”

    that was also the night gweneth met chris

    what.a.night.

    oh and i need a ticket for friday if anyone can help out!

  2. 2. bianca | 3:53 am on September 10th, 2008

    GO ON SON SMASH HIM!

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  3. 3. Henry | 2:08 pm on September 10th, 2008

    Watching Coldplay play Songbird with Oasis and Gwen on the balacony. Priceless.

    “for everything else…”

  4. 4. alyse | 5:27 pm on September 11th, 2008

    Man, what a shove. Looks painful. Poor dude.

    Liam’s reaction to the guy though IS priceless.

  5. 5. Shoplifter-davide | 6:16 pm on September 11th, 2008

    OASIS, OASIS, OASIS, OASIS.

  6. 6. Channy | 12:58 am on September 15th, 2008

    Woah!!pretty sure the guy was going for Liam at the end but didn’t get the chance.evidently the time limit on Liam’s pack with Satan has note expired

  7. 7. favian | 3:07 pm on September 19th, 2008

    you forgot to mention his whining about jack doing the bond theme, his chief complaint was that it was americans doing the song. he’s an idiot.

  8. 8. CAgirl | 8:26 pm on September 19th, 2008

    He is an idiot. Is Madonna now an English woman?

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