Earth-Shattering News: Jack White Gets a New Haircut
Thanks to faithful reader Wendy for dropping this new Raconteurs photo in my inbox:
Woah, does this short, black, spikey ‘do remind you of anyone else?
Come and knock on my door…
Have your say: Jack White’s new haircut: UPGRADE/DOWNGRADE?
I vote….
upgrade.
I for one was not a fan of the long hair. But it’s still not back to the glory days of the short hair with natural waves. Is he flat-ironing the ends??!?!?!
1. rachel | 4:12 pm on March 19th, 2008
he literally looks like a woman. wtf is on brendan’s arm?
2. laura | 4:14 pm on March 19th, 2008
brendan’s got a white HAT on his knee. at first i thought it was a splint.
3. Jocelyn | 4:26 pm on March 19th, 2008
DOWNGRADE!
4. anon | 4:44 pm on March 19th, 2008
That’s not Jack White…it’s Liza Minnelli!
5. monkey | 6:38 pm on March 19th, 2008
well, i think that haircut just officially earns him a spot on http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
6. Anonymous | 6:45 pm on March 19th, 2008
looks like patrick’s gone that way as well…
DOWNGRADE
7. la la | 6:52 pm on March 19th, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
YUM YUM Me’s lovin it
8. CAgirl | 6:57 pm on March 19th, 2008
I love it! He is beautiful.
9. Spamber | 9:04 pm on March 19th, 2008
alright
this is probably worse than his GBMS-2005 look
icky
im going to have nightmares tonight
10. Anonymous | 10:18 pm on March 19th, 2008
This has been discussed at great great length on the WS forum. General agreement Jack’s haircut is too feminine. So is Brendan’s, I think. He looks like Farrah Fawcett.
11. Anon | 11:15 pm on March 19th, 2008
Patrick, is very handsome, Jack Hmmm looks like a lady.
12. Satan | 1:21 am on March 20th, 2008
I like it. Upgrade. He can never look bad.
13. fo | 1:30 am on March 20th, 2008
downgrade!!
and whats with that face!
oh definately downgrade
(still hot though)
14. Angus | 2:44 am on March 20th, 2008
My girlfriend said it best when she said Jack looks like Amelie.
(The striped baackground is way nice. No more sore eyes!)
15. Anonymous | 10:05 am on March 20th, 2008
I like it generally, though I think it is styled a little weird in this photo. Almost verging on Flock of Seagulls-ness.
I like that Jack changes his look from band to band though.
Patrick’s looks cute too. Did Brenden have long hair before, I can’t remember.
Little Jack is the constant, looking smooth as always!
16. laura | 11:03 am on March 20th, 2008
Little Jack has the straightest hair known to man. I actually like Patrick’s new hair, although it does make him look a bit older and more serious. Brendan defo needs to tame that mane!
Maybe Jack just needs to “wash out” and “grow into” his new haircut. I’m just glad it’s shorter now.
17. Anonymous | 12:54 pm on March 20th, 2008
I was thinking Joan Jett. I don’t like it in that photo, but I’ll reserve judgement until I see it in person.
18. Anonymous | 12:56 pm on March 20th, 2008
He should go for something like Patrick’s style, or back to his old destijl/wbc pageboy
19. CAgirl | 3:32 pm on March 20th, 2008
Joan Jett-that’s hilarious!
20. bustoff | 6:17 pm on March 20th, 2008
That haircut demands a high collar or scarf.
21. Anonymous | 9:05 pm on March 20th, 2008
he looks like a douche
22. Anonymous | 9:07 pm on March 20th, 2008
hmmm still strategically hiding the bald spots. you think with his $ he would get some goddamn hair plugs or something…yeah he looks like a old lez in that pic
lmao@ #5 monkey hahahahaha
23. Anonymous | 9:08 pm on March 20th, 2008
brendan benson looks like skeletor in a 70’s porn star wig and jack looks like joan collins
24. DilMilf | 9:36 pm on March 20th, 2008
Surely it’s just the styling? Dig that Brendan has the white hat. Subtlety not exactly a strong suit.
25. Jess | 7:00 am on March 21st, 2008
DOWNGRADE! The fact that his hair shows off his face is just a little too strange - his strange pale pout contrasting with a shock of black hair reminds me of Michael Jackson. Ugh.
26. Chao | 2:10 pm on March 21st, 2008
Jack’s hair looks kind of looks like Edie Sedgwick, Factory girl style, without the frost, he need big earrings.
27. Gina | 4:23 pm on March 21st, 2008
Jack looks like he’s saying, ‘Oh, hello…I didn’t see you there.’ That is the silliest facial expression. And he’s wearing too much makeup. Otherwise, I like it.
28. sometimes here | 4:10 am on March 27th, 2008
I don’t think it’s that bad. It’s got symmetry and shape. He’s had badder hair days than this. Doesn’t remind me of anybody in particular except the hairstyles of some very stylish Jpop (japanese pop) artists though theirs could even be more stylish and girly looking. This one is alright.
29. juliette | 10:50 am on March 27th, 2008
little roomers say it best…just look at jack “austin powers” white!
don’t worry, jack’s hair will grow and look stringy and wild again by the time you see him live…
30. ally | 2:57 pm on March 28th, 2008
love the hair
31. Gorman Jackson | 12:28 am on July 10th, 2008
Uh.. I had this haricut a few months ago,
now we look even more alike.
Essentially, he looks like a woman and I looked like a man.
Alright!
-Madeline