You Write the Caption: If Coldplay’s Old Drum Machine Could Talk
According to blog MusicThing, last week Coldplay’s old drum machine was being sold online in an eBay auction was being held as part of a “studio clearance.” The EMU SP1200 “with Kid Nepro samples” was finally sold for £740.00 GBP ($1,474.50 USD).
Oh what secrets this little drum machine could tell. If this electronic beat maker could talk, what do you think it would it say?
UPDATE: Perhaps the lack of an EMU SP1200 will be that magical “something different” the band described to Rolling Stone while recording their new album.

1. Pete | 8:34 am on March 6th, 2008
Chris Martin doesn’t wash his hands after he poops…
2. Letterman | 11:55 am on March 6th, 2008
you’re turning int Ji Lee:
http://www.thebubbleproject.com/
3. Anonymous | 1:53 pm on March 6th, 2008
coldplay is barely music
it’s works pretty well for moistenin’ up the ole mrs. though, innit
4. Henry | 4:36 pm on March 6th, 2008
“Rule number 1: always repeat the first verse at the end of every song.”
5. laura | 4:47 pm on March 6th, 2008
re: Henry. hahaha. indeed. let them know you MEAN IT. they DID spin a web for you, Chris Martin!
6. Anonymous | 5:05 pm on March 6th, 2008
“thank god”
7. Anonymous | 6:58 pm on March 6th, 2008
“i wasn’t used half as much as i should have been on that last “kraftwerk influenced” album.”
8. Sarah | 12:51 am on March 7th, 2008
“i was not made fair”
9. savo | 8:21 am on March 7th, 2008
chris martin is a cunt