You Write the Caption: If Coldplay’s Old Drum Machine Could Talk

According to blog MusicThing, last week Coldplay’s old drum machine was being sold online in an eBay auction was being held as part of a “studio clearance.” The EMU SP1200 “with Kid Nepro samples” was finally sold for £740.00 GBP ($1,474.50 USD).

Oh what secrets this little drum machine could tell. If this electronic beat maker could talk, what do you think it would it say?

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UPDATE: Perhaps the lack of an EMU SP1200 will be that magical “something different” the band described to Rolling Stone while recording their new album.

9 Responses to You Write the Caption: If Coldplay’s Old Drum Machine Could Talk

  1. 1. Pete | 8:34 am on March 6th, 2008

    Chris Martin doesn’t wash his hands after he poops…

  2. 2. Letterman | 11:55 am on March 6th, 2008

    you’re turning int Ji Lee:
    http://www.thebubbleproject.com/

  3. 3. Anonymous | 1:53 pm on March 6th, 2008

    coldplay is barely music

    it’s works pretty well for moistenin’ up the ole mrs. though, innit

  4. 4. Henry | 4:36 pm on March 6th, 2008

    “Rule number 1: always repeat the first verse at the end of every song.”

  5. 5. laura | 4:47 pm on March 6th, 2008

    re: Henry. hahaha. indeed. let them know you MEAN IT. they DID spin a web for you, Chris Martin!

  6. 6. Anonymous | 5:05 pm on March 6th, 2008

    “thank god”

  7. 7. Anonymous | 6:58 pm on March 6th, 2008

    “i wasn’t used half as much as i should have been on that last “kraftwerk influenced” album.”

  8. 8. Sarah | 12:51 am on March 7th, 2008

    “i was not made fair”

  9. 9. savo | 8:21 am on March 7th, 2008

    chris martin is a cunt

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