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	<title>Comments on: You Write the Caption: If Coldplay&#8217;s Old Drum Machine Could Talk</title>
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	<description>A blog about music, pop culture, the Strokes, puppies, Jack White, and cute boys.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: savo</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-316187</link>
		<dc:creator>savo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chris martin is a cunt</description>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315937</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"i was not made fair"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;i was not made fair&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315770</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"i wasn't used half as much as i should have been on that last "kraftwerk influenced" album."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;i wasn&#8217;t used half as much as i should have been on that last &#8220;kraftwerk influenced&#8221; album.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315704</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"thank god"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;thank god&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: laura</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315691</link>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>re: Henry. hahaha. indeed. let them know you MEAN IT. they DID spin a web for you, Chris Martin!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>re: Henry. hahaha. indeed. let them know you MEAN IT. they DID spin a web for you, Chris Martin!</p>
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		<title>By: Henry</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315680</link>
		<dc:creator>Henry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Rule number 1: always repeat the first verse at the end of every song."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Rule number 1: always repeat the first verse at the end of every song.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315580</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>coldplay is barely music

it's works pretty well for moistenin' up the ole mrs. though, innit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>coldplay is barely music</p>
<p>it&#8217;s works pretty well for moistenin&#8217; up the ole mrs. though, innit</p>
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		<title>By: Letterman</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315507</link>
		<dc:creator>Letterman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you're turning int Ji Lee:
http://www.thebubbleproject.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you&#8217;re turning int Ji Lee:<br />
<a href="http://www.thebubbleproject.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.thebubbleproject.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Pete</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2008/03/06/you-write-the-caption-if-coldplays-old-drum-machine-could-talk/#comment-315406</link>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chris Martin doesn't wash his hands after he poops...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris Martin doesn&#8217;t wash his hands after he poops&#8230;</p>
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