Does Lindsay Lohan Have Big Saggy Boobs?

Little did I realize that while I was watching Just My Luck last night on HBO that I would be checking out Lindsay Lohan’s naked breasts the very next day. It seems as though someone at New York magazine had the brilliant idea to let photographer Bert Stern recreate his famous Marilyn Monroe “The Last Sitting” photo shoot using La Lohan in place of the legendary blonde bombshell.

lindsay lohan as marilyn monroe

There are a few things that make me sad about this photo essay:

1. I hate seeing photographers who have done some amazing work in the bast totally biting off their own sh-t as they get older. Bert Stern has totally jumped the shark.

2. Whereas Marilyn looked like a beautiful mess in her photo shoot, Lindsay Lohan just looks like a mess in the obviously fake platinum wig, and a haggard looking face.

3. I’m not interested in seeing Lindsay’s boobs EVER AGAIN. It just seems so… desperate. Trying to be Marilyn + boobs + bad wig = disaster.

Debate over the sag of Lindsay’s rack, and a NSFW picture of her boobs after the jump.

4. Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s boobs instantly sparks fights amongst 15 year old girls debating whether or not her breasts should be considered “saggy”. Big boobies made by Mother Nature are saggy. It’s called gravity.

5. Marilyn’s boobs, ability to model, beauty > Lindsay. Lindsay has totally missed the boat on the magic of the original shoot. Marilyn isn’t TRYING to be sexy, she IS sexy. La Lohan looks like she’s trying way to hard to be sultry. THERE’S NOT ONE OUNCE OF JOY IN HER FACE!

lindsay lohan as marilyn monroe

Author: laura

I run The Modern Age.org

18 thoughts on “Does Lindsay Lohan Have Big Saggy Boobs?”

  1. Her tits look nice, they dont look like they will melt near a heater, which seems to be the trend (fake big tits), but she will NEVER be as sexy as Marilyn. Scarlett Johanson would have been a better choice for this sitting, but I agree that Bert tern should not have done this.

  2. Lindsay Lohan already has a ridiculously inflated sense of herself, and really didn’t need the encouragement. At least she looks awful and not the LEAST bit like Marilyn Monroe, so maybe that will take her down a peg or two.

  3. you people saying her boobs are saggy are starting to really piss off the photo retoucher that made them look perfect. who are you idiots?

  4. Amazing #5 hahahaha….real big boobs are not supposed to defy gravity. I talk to more and more guys that actually admit they are tired of fake tits and girls that dont eat. Wtf happened in our society to make women think that being a shapely size 10 or 12 is fat? Lindsey, Paris, Kirsten…all look like concentration camp victims. tsk tsk tsk…now get me a cheeseburger!! 🙂

  5. Oh my! When I saw these, I assumed they were pictures of M. Monroe dead, you know like they post in the enquirer, the death images ….aarrrrgh. Her 45 year old face an body SCARE me so.

  6. hahaha i love the people insulting this! as theyre insulting a retouch. yes good job #5 good job.

    regardless of her being a vapid, snotnosed little horror of a teen celebrity, i actually think lohan looks fine… i mean, i hate to break it to you, but women irl are not assembly line jessica simpsons. boo hoo.

  7. hahaha i love the people insulting this! as theyre insulting a retouch.

    regardless of her being a vapid, snotnosed little horror of a teen celebrity, i actually think lohan looks fine.

    i mean, i hate to break it to you, but women irl are not assembly line jessica simpsons. boo hoo. get over it.

  8. Her body looks fine. It’s the awful combo of putrid platinum wig, bronzy face with pale body, and dreadful pale pink lipstick that do her no favors. Whoever told La Lohan she looks good as a blonde should be taken out back and shot. Ditto on the bronzer. She should go back to being the pale redhead that she is — it suits her and she is perfectly lovely that way — instead of trying to be another Rachel Zoe/Malibu Barbie clone.

  9. Her boobs are definitely not saggy!! How can anyone think that? They’re naturally on the larger size, so of course there’s going to be a bit of a fold (it would be ridiculous for there not to be one)! And her nipples are pointing up! My vote is not saggy.

  10. thats just really sick! It looks like she got a boobs disease or something! Nipples don’t look like that. I mean talk about granny. She looks older than my grandma. And my grandma only 67.

  11. yes her boobs are saggy, she would fail a pencil, highlighter or big permanent tagging market test, however, they arent really ugly, they seem ok.. but saggy doesnt mean disgusting, and saggy doesnt mean her nipples have to point down.. sag is the amount that it flops over so YES these are sag bags, but who cares. they are big and big ones tend to sag… ?

  12. i never post in these things, but when i saw the huge amount of insults to lohan i really can see why so many people are getting this weird idea that girls must be perfect! lindsey looks great, if anyone read uk vogue recently you would read a man praising her for showing her freckles instead of having them airbrushed out and that is one of the reasons we should be praising her. for gods sake her breasts arent fake so they are going to sag slightly arent they! you people complaining about her sound jealous

  13. Praise her??? seriously, for what? what monumental contributions has she really made to ANYTHING?????
    I’m just glad she came to her senses and did some porn shots…now a few lesbo scenes would be right up her alley.

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