Little did I realize that while I was watching Just My Luck last night on HBO that I would be checking out Lindsay Lohan’s naked breasts the very next day. It seems as though someone at New York magazine had the brilliant idea to let photographer Bert Stern recreate his famous Marilyn Monroe “The Last Sitting” photo shoot using La Lohan in place of the legendary blonde bombshell.
There are a few things that make me sad about this photo essay:
1. I hate seeing photographers who have done some amazing work in the bast totally biting off their own sh-t as they get older. Bert Stern has totally jumped the shark.
2. Whereas Marilyn looked like a beautiful mess in her photo shoot, Lindsay Lohan just looks like a mess in the obviously fake platinum wig, and a haggard looking face.
3. I’m not interested in seeing Lindsay’s boobs EVER AGAIN. It just seems so… desperate. Trying to be Marilyn + boobs + bad wig = disaster.
Debate over the sag of Lindsay’s rack, and a NSFW picture of her boobs after the jump.
4. Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s boobs instantly sparks fights amongst 15 year old girls debating whether or not her breasts should be considered “saggy”. Big boobies made by Mother Nature are saggy. It’s called gravity.
5. Marilyn’s boobs, ability to model, beauty > Lindsay. Lindsay has totally missed the boat on the magic of the original shoot. Marilyn isn’t TRYING to be sexy, she IS sexy. La Lohan looks like she’s trying way to hard to be sultry. THERE’S NOT ONE OUNCE OF JOY IN HER FACE!