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	<title>Comments on: I Don&#8217;t Want to Be There When the Shiz Hit the Fan: Jack White&#8217;s Fake Blog</title>
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	<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2007/12/04/i-dont-want-to-be-there-when-the-shiz-hit-the-fan-jack-whites-fake-blog/</link>
	<description>A blog about music, pop culture, the Strokes, puppies, Jack White, and cute boys.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: charlie</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2007/12/04/i-dont-want-to-be-there-when-the-shiz-hit-the-fan-jack-whites-fake-blog/#comment-259999</link>
		<dc:creator>charlie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha, I get those google alerts too.  I was actually more pissed at the fake John Mayer blog for talking trash of our dear Jack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, I get those google alerts too.  I was actually more pissed at the fake John Mayer blog for talking trash of our dear Jack.</p>
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		<title>By: reading comprehension is key</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2007/12/04/i-dont-want-to-be-there-when-the-shiz-hit-the-fan-jack-whites-fake-blog/#comment-259965</link>
		<dc:creator>reading comprehension is key</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anyone that writes a blog where one of major topics is "cute boys" is not going to comprehend the satirical nature of a fake Jack White post. If you want people to listen to you, start dancing in your underwear on youtube.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone that writes a blog where one of major topics is &#8220;cute boys&#8221; is not going to comprehend the satirical nature of a fake Jack White post. If you want people to listen to you, start dancing in your underwear on youtube.</p>
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		<title>By: Jesus</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2007/12/04/i-dont-want-to-be-there-when-the-shiz-hit-the-fan-jack-whites-fake-blog/#comment-259541</link>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pornographic cinematography...haaa. this is funnier than that lame-ass hives commercial, anyway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pornographic cinematography&#8230;haaa. this is funnier than that lame-ass hives commercial, anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2007/12/04/i-dont-want-to-be-there-when-the-shiz-hit-the-fan-jack-whites-fake-blog/#comment-259400</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it was kind of funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it was kind of funny.</p>
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		<title>By: laura</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2007/12/04/i-dont-want-to-be-there-when-the-shiz-hit-the-fan-jack-whites-fake-blog/#comment-259399</link>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it came up on my Google news alerts (!!!!) I was angry at the time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it came up on my Google news alerts (!!!!) I was angry at the time.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I totally agree that the entry is crap but it seems to be a satire site that posts blog entries under lots of people's names.  It didn't seem to me that it was a Jack specific impersonator.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I totally agree that the entry is crap but it seems to be a satire site that posts blog entries under lots of people&#8217;s names.  It didn&#8217;t seem to me that it was a Jack specific impersonator.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.themodernage.org/2007/12/04/i-dont-want-to-be-there-when-the-shiz-hit-the-fan-jack-whites-fake-blog/#comment-259260</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This isn't even worth posting about.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This isn&#8217;t even worth posting about.</p>
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