I Don’t Want to Be There When the Shiz Hit the Fan: Jack White’s Fake Blog

On my list of things that I don’t ever want to do, right below “plummet to my death” and right above “get a rectal exam” you will see “piss off Jack White.” So it’s with great confusion that I read this fake blog entry by “Jack White” found on NewsGroper.

I can’t even go into the content of this remarkably unfunny post–it’s not even worth repeating because it’s so blatantly untrue. I just gotta ask, what in the world was this site thinking when the decided to write this piece of crap?

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7 Responses to I Don’t Want to Be There When the Shiz Hit the Fan: Jack White’s Fake Blog

  1. 1. Anonymous | 4:18 am on December 4th, 2007

    This isn’t even worth posting about.

  2. 2. Anonymous | 10:17 am on December 4th, 2007

    I totally agree that the entry is crap but it seems to be a satire site that posts blog entries under lots of people’s names. It didn’t seem to me that it was a Jack specific impersonator.

  3. 3. laura | 10:29 am on December 4th, 2007

    it came up on my Google news alerts (!!!!) I was angry at the time.

  4. 4. Anonymous | 10:29 am on December 4th, 2007

    I think it was kind of funny.

  5. 5. Jesus | 3:54 pm on December 4th, 2007

    pornographic cinematography…haaa. this is funnier than that lame-ass hives commercial, anyway.

  6. 6. reading comprehension is key | 11:24 am on December 5th, 2007

    Anyone that writes a blog where one of major topics is “cute boys” is not going to comprehend the satirical nature of a fake Jack White post. If you want people to listen to you, start dancing in your underwear on youtube.

  7. 7. charlie | 12:45 pm on December 5th, 2007

    Haha, I get those google alerts too. I was actually more pissed at the fake John Mayer blog for talking trash of our dear Jack.

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