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I Don’t Want to Be There When the Shiz Hit the Fan: Jack White’s Fake Blog

December 4, 2007

in music, white stripes

On my list of things that I don’t ever want to do, right below “plummet to my death” and right above “get a rectal exam” you will see “piss off Jack White.” So it’s with great confusion that I read this fake blog entry by “Jack White” found on NewsGroper.

I can’t even go into the content of this remarkably unfunny post–it’s not even worth repeating because it’s so blatantly untrue. I just gotta ask, what in the world was this site thinking when the decided to write this piece of crap?

{ 7 comments }

Anonymous December 4, 2007 at 4:18 am

This isn’t even worth posting about.

Anonymous December 4, 2007 at 10:17 am

I totally agree that the entry is crap but it seems to be a satire site that posts blog entries under lots of people’s names. It didn’t seem to me that it was a Jack specific impersonator.

laura December 4, 2007 at 10:29 am

it came up on my Google news alerts (!!!!) I was angry at the time.

Anonymous December 4, 2007 at 10:29 am

I think it was kind of funny.

Jesus December 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm

pornographic cinematography…haaa. this is funnier than that lame-ass hives commercial, anyway.

reading comprehension is key December 5, 2007 at 11:24 am

Anyone that writes a blog where one of major topics is “cute boys” is not going to comprehend the satirical nature of a fake Jack White post. If you want people to listen to you, start dancing in your underwear on youtube.

charlie December 5, 2007 at 12:45 pm

Haha, I get those google alerts too. I was actually more pissed at the fake John Mayer blog for talking trash of our dear Jack.

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