UghhhH! There are so many things wrong w/ Britney Spears’ performance of “Gimmie More” on this years VMAs. 1. She’s not dancing at ALL. The SLOWEST movements known to man. Was the routine designed for a talentless slug? You will see this exact routine in just about every strip club across the globe by the end of next week. 2. There are about 3 words in the entire song. 3. WTF is she wearing? She can’t even walk in those stiletto boots she’s got on. 4. LMAO about “It’s Britney, bitch!” 5. Brit Brit needs to do a few more sit ups. This is the VMAs, not a run to Coffee Bean. 6. This was almost as bad as Sarah Silverman‘s hosting skills. Can MTV PLEASE stop hiring her?
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