A new novelty tune that satirizes the capital’s scenesters and much-hyped bands such as Lily Allen, the Klaxons and Kate Nash is spot on. But LDN Is A Victim doesn’t thrill me.
He’s the famous extrovert who just dyed his hair an unspectacular black. He’s the classically trained musician who duets with Charlotte Church on her chat show. He’s also the latest of our pop-star guests to be asked for his thoughts on Lambrini.