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Jack White to Cameo as Elvis Presley In “Walk Hard”

March 27, 2007

in movies, music, the raconteurs, white stripes

According to internet buzz on Cinematical (via the Thigh Master), Jack White will be hitting the silver screen once again–this time in the comedy Walk Hard starring John C. Reilly. It’s a tongue-in-cheek spoof of musical biopics that have taken over Hollywood in the last few years like Ray and Walk the Line.

Can’t wait to see Jack strut those blue suede shoes! Of course he will not perform any “Elvis songs” in the movie because “Elvis songs” do not exist.

{ 37 comments }

fo March 27, 2007 at 10:24 am

burrrrn

Anonymous March 27, 2007 at 4:23 pm

i bet he will play the “fat” elvis

joe March 28, 2007 at 12:13 pm

LOL ……..fat Elvis. Maybe they will show his fat ass on the toilet with a fried banana sandwich after he downs some pills. Thats what I would do if I were married to someone as homely as Karen.

Anonymous March 28, 2007 at 3:36 pm

awesome

Anonymous March 28, 2007 at 4:41 pm

Can there be a White Stripes or Jack White related topic without someone ragging on Karen?

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 2:02 am

nah

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 6:40 am

sad, isn’t it?

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 10:54 am

she is pointless, isn’t she.
A sub-par trophy.

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 11:17 am

please. you people are just jealous. it’s so obvious they love each other.

joe March 29, 2007 at 1:03 pm

can u really love a trophy? lol Love ya #8

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 1:03 pm

whoa

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 1:40 pm

#10, nope all you can do is polish it every once in a while.
“laugh out loud”

joe March 29, 2007 at 1:52 pm

lol

laura March 29, 2007 at 2:05 pm

seriously, what did karen ever do to you that you have to be so mean? i mean besides bringing to reality the rock star/model cliche.

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 3:25 pm

she makes my eyes hurt

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 3:25 pm

………..and not hurt in a good way….in a very bad way. FUGLY

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 4:00 pm

Rock stars belong with models so sayeth the Lord.

Sean March 29, 2007 at 4:30 pm

http://img338.imageshack.us/my.php?image=prvaciglo1117305tw1.jpg
Arrrrgggg her hideousness is hurting my eyes!!!

joe k March 29, 2007 at 4:54 pm

leave jack and his wife alone

Anonymous March 29, 2007 at 11:50 pm

i thought she looked good in that link
:S
maybe it’s just me?

Anonymous March 30, 2007 at 11:08 am

She looks great, she´s lovely! Don´t talk about her, I thought we wanna talk about Jack White (Elvis).

Anonymiss March 30, 2007 at 11:17 am

As much as it’s mortifying to stoop to these levels of gossip, I have to jump in to say that having met Karen a number of times, she is a very lovely women, terribly nice, down to earth, goofy, kind, and generous.

There’s no reason to dog her- it’s really quite cruel and immature. They’re a sweet couple, and no one deserves to be slagged by strangers.

Back on the Elvis topic-I wonder if it’s a full-on impression, or just a walk-by-the camera thing?..

CAgirl March 30, 2007 at 1:26 pm

My personal opinion is that people who dog Jack and his wife are not true fans. If you have followed him thru the years as I have you can see how happy he is now. It radiates thru his body language. She obviously makes him very happy so enough said about that. On another note, I think he will have a blast filming the Elvis part. If the movie is a spoof then he can really have fun. Can’t wait to see a clip of him.

Anonymous March 31, 2007 at 7:55 am

they never was a fan

Anonymous March 31, 2007 at 9:23 am

I can be a fan of his MUSIC and still think his wife is FUGLY. Two different topics.

Anonymous March 31, 2007 at 9:24 am

She kinda has a horse face in that pic. I bet without that phony red hair and war-paint she is a real bute!

ramalamadingdong March 31, 2007 at 9:26 am

My personal opinion is Jack is an awesome musicican with a homely wife. She may be nice and all that but she is homely. Meg is WAYYY hotter.

joe March 31, 2007 at 9:28 am

Meg is a lot cuter, and without all the make-up and props.

Anonymous April 2, 2007 at 2:42 pm

he will play a fat pompous elvis cause jack is a fat pompous ass

Anonymous April 3, 2007 at 10:02 pm

So true.

Anonymous April 4, 2007 at 8:35 am

Jack IS a pompous ass. You must know him or have met him. What a dick. He does not respect the people who made him a rich snob,instead of a broke snob.

Anonymous April 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm

you guys are ass-holes! jack isn’t fat if you’ve met him which I have he is over 6 foot tall and not fat at all. he could crush all your skulls in a second if he even knew what disgusting things you are saying about his wife. I’d love for you all to post a photo of yourself with this blog so we can see how, fat, homely, ugly, nerdy you all are. grow up you sad twats! Karen is so fucking cool, leave her alone its so mean, you are not true fans to diss his family like this.
you are the kind of loser who enjoys watching your hero keel over.you make the modern age look so trashy and trgaic with your teenage opinions…i’m bored

Anonymous April 4, 2007 at 2:04 pm

jack married to karen not to you freinds or you family

Anonymous April 4, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Why bring up Karen at all? This topic has absolutely nothing to do with her. Can any of you go for one second without trashing his wife? It’s pretty obvious some of you are jealous the way you harp on her looks. If you weren’t jealous, then you wouldn’t give a shit or you’re one of those weirdos who think Jack and Meg should still be together.

someone April 6, 2007 at 8:29 pm

you guys are mean leave them alone as long as jack love karen that is all that matters

Anonymous April 10, 2007 at 2:23 pm

all that matters is his fat pompous ass. c’mon you all know hes a snob. and he marries a model……..yawn. he is so many bad stereotypes…so self-righteous

Anonymous April 12, 2007 at 5:13 pm

so pompous, so weird, so strange lookin, so arrogant, so married a dingy trophy, such an ass….oh well hes a millionaire now so it makes it all ok. lol. Too bad to you americans all that counts is $$$$

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