Famous and well-documented Luddite Jack White has apparently given the OK to finally go where “the kids” are and greenlighted an official…WHITE STRIPES MYSPACE. (Meg must’ve given the OK too.)
Hello, is that the sky falling? What’s that crazy sound? Oh yes, that’s me manically laughing in the background.
Question is, why wasn’t the first song on the page “We’re Going To Be Friends“??
Loves it. WHITE STRIPES WORLD DOMINATION ONCE AGAIN!