More John Mayer Douchery
Ol’ “Slowhands Jr.” answering Ryan Seacrest’s question about whether or not he’s dating Jessica Simpson in Japanese. The translation on this is kinda wrong–it’s a bit hard to tell b/c of his craptastic Japanese accent, but he’s really saying something more along the lines of “Jessica is a very wonderful woman and being with her is great.” (Via ONTD)
whatever i kind of love him
“..be a man,be a man.”damnnn!the crap poor ryan has to put up with for his millions of $.how dare he waste the time of a guitar god.”guitar god’s” evidently aren’t good with accents.rollingstone calling him a guitar god is like your grandfather telling you “this kid is reaaally cool’ “.