Merry XXXLMAS…from Chunky Pam

Hoolllaaaa atcha!

This little ditty, written by former Fever frontman Geremy Jasper, and played by his cousinactress Ashlie Atkinson aka Margaret Thrasher of Gotham Girls Roller Derby–”Chunky Pam” just wants to spread some butter all over her bread, as well as some holiday cheer.

Check out the video for the song, “Merry XXXLMAS (Pam I Am)”, now being shown all over the MTV (so I’ve been told). It’s pretty hilarious:

Oh, and if you want to sing along, here are the lyrics straight off the offical Chunky Pam Myspace profile.

27 Responses to Merry XXXLMAS…from Chunky Pam

  1. 1. Chunky Pam | 7:02 am on December 24th, 2006

    ‘preciate the link player.
    - Chunky Pam

  2. 2. ashley | 10:09 am on December 24th, 2006

    that was so funny i loved it

  3. 3. AMY, AMANDA, MICHELLE | 4:41 pm on December 24th, 2006

    WE DIG UR VIDEO..U TIGHT…U TELL UM GUH…U CHUNKY BEYOTCH…LOL..=P

  4. 4. butcher | 11:08 am on December 26th, 2006

    smart lyrics

  5. 5. jami | 12:34 pm on December 27th, 2006

    hey watz up…..i love ur video ur fricken funny

  6. 6. melina | 2:49 pm on December 27th, 2006

    that was awesome…’specially the twinkie part! thanks!

  7. 7. Gabrielle | 3:25 pm on December 30th, 2006

    You can tell she don’t care what people think of her. I wish I was that open to do something like that.

  8. 8. Jared | 3:12 pm on January 1st, 2007

    your music video is so frekin cool. I watch it all the time.

  9. 9. Tone | 6:34 am on January 5th, 2007

    chips and pringles chunky p

  10. 10. Tone | 6:35 am on January 5th, 2007

    chips and pringles chunky p

  11. 11. Alisha,MaryJane,Chyla,Tabitha,ZACH | 2:33 pm on January 6th, 2007

    WE ALL LOVE CHUNKY PAM,SHES THE BOMB SHES CHUNKALIOUS….
    WE LOVE CHUNKY PAM!!!!!

  12. 12. maree | 3:42 pm on January 10th, 2007

    Chunky pam ur my fricken idol!!! FROM 1 CHUNKY GIRL TO THE NEXT

  13. 13. Grady | 4:46 pm on January 11th, 2007

    chunky pam im with maree shes my best friend u are my idol im as open as you in school, someone call me fat, i hit them back with a i aint fat im sexy suculent or i aint fat im chubby as hell!
    So I love you chunky pam your amasing mmmmm i luv u gurl!

  14. 14. Anonymous | 6:06 pm on January 11th, 2007

    actually grady you dont hit anyone back to someones face you will only say it on msn haha but nice try oh and p.s. thanks for the email from one girl to the next
    love ya xoxo

  15. 15. Grady | 6:54 pm on January 11th, 2007

    oh you bitch danica hey fucker ill say it to your face tomorrow watch me you anorexic whore fucking bimbo! this is from one man to another! ps. your not welcome on this site srry i gave you the e-mail but ya ur not welcome becaz ur thin and haha danica dont get in beetween me and my porkroast!

    LUV YA U SLUT!
    LUV YA CHUNKY PAM U ROCK MY WURLD GURL!

  16. 16. Grady | 7:35 pm on January 11th, 2007

    woooh glad i got that out of my system…mere gas thats all…mere gas

  17. 17. maree | 7:37 pm on January 11th, 2007

    Wow danica that was not nessisary we arent saying anything againset you or your friends :(

  18. 18. maree | 7:40 pm on January 11th, 2007

    k lets not say more about eachother (here) this is a guest bookfor chunky sexy pam not a place for us to fight. move it to msn guys :)

  19. 19. Grady | 7:45 pm on January 11th, 2007

    ur right maree its an honor to basque in such suculentness OH DANICA I WASNT KIDDING BOUT THAT PORKROAST THING U KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

  20. 20. Nicole | 8:24 pm on January 12th, 2007

    I love you video i think you are so pretty

  21. 21. Court-they-call-me | 6:45 am on January 13th, 2007

    OMG Pam you are so awsome merry XXXLMAS You are the hottest hostest with the mostest hostess cupcakes YES!!

  22. 22. A person | 3:47 pm on January 24th, 2007

    OMG CHUNKY PAM I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE HILIARIOUS AND YOU ARE RELLE PRETTY TOO!

  23. 23. Erica | 7:16 pm on January 27th, 2007

    I love this song ever since i seen it on mtv SO ROCK ON PAM ALL THE BIG GURLS REP YO HOOD

  24. 24. leesa | 4:32 pm on February 18th, 2007

    chunky pam is pimpien

  25. 25. i love u! | 9:29 am on February 19th, 2007

    lock um up ! merry xxlmas

  26. 26. Anonymous | 8:01 am on March 2nd, 2007

    My freakin hero

  27. 27. LIL J | 4:22 pm on March 20th, 2007

    YOUR VIDEOS ARE SO FUUNY I LOVE THEM ,MAKE MORE.

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