Merry XXXLMAS…from Chunky Pam

December 22, 2006

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Hoolllaaaa atcha!

This little ditty, written by former Fever frontman Geremy Jasper, and played by his cousin–actress Ashlie Atkinson aka Margaret Thrasher of Gotham Girls Roller Derby–”Chunky Pam” just wants to spread some butter all over her bread, as well as some holiday cheer.

Check out the video for the song, “Merry XXXLMAS (Pam I Am)”, now being shown all over the MTV (so I’ve been told). It’s pretty hilarious:

Oh, and if you want to sing along, here are the lyrics straight off the offical Chunky Pam Myspace profile.

{ 27 comments }

Chunky Pam December 24, 2006 at 7:02 am: ‘preciate the link player.
- Chunky Pam
ashley December 24, 2006 at 10:09 am: that was so funny i loved it
AMY, AMANDA, MICHELLE December 24, 2006 at 4:41 pm: WE DIG UR VIDEO..U TIGHT…U TELL UM GUH…U CHUNKY BEYOTCH…LOL..=P
butcher December 26, 2006 at 11:08 am: smart lyrics
jami December 27, 2006 at 12:34 pm: hey watz up…..i love ur video ur fricken funny
melina December 27, 2006 at 2:49 pm: that was awesome…’specially the twinkie part! thanks!
Gabrielle December 30, 2006 at 3:25 pm: You can tell she don’t care what people think of her. I wish I was that open to do something like that.
Jared January 1, 2007 at 3:12 pm: your music video is so frekin cool. I watch it all the time.
Tone January 5, 2007 at 6:34 am: chips and pringles chunky p
Tone January 5, 2007 at 6:35 am: chips and pringles chunky p
Alisha,MaryJane,Chyla,Tabitha,ZACH January 6, 2007 at 2:33 pm: WE ALL LOVE CHUNKY PAM,SHES THE BOMB SHES CHUNKALIOUS….
WE LOVE CHUNKY PAM!!!!!
maree January 10, 2007 at 3:42 pm: Chunky pam ur my fricken idol!!! FROM 1 CHUNKY GIRL TO THE NEXT
Grady January 11, 2007 at 4:46 pm: chunky pam im with maree shes my best friend u are my idol im as open as you in school, someone call me fat, i hit them back with a i aint fat im sexy suculent or i aint fat im chubby as hell!
So I love you chunky pam your amasing mmmmm i luv u gurl!
Anonymous January 11, 2007 at 6:06 pm: actually grady you dont hit anyone back to someones face you will only say it on msn haha but nice try oh and p.s. thanks for the email from one girl to the next
love ya xoxo
Grady January 11, 2007 at 6:54 pm: oh you bitch danica hey fucker ill say it to your face tomorrow watch me you anorexic whore fucking bimbo! this is from one man to another! ps. your not welcome on this site srry i gave you the e-mail but ya ur not welcome becaz ur thin and haha danica dont get in beetween me and my porkroast!

LUV YA U SLUT!
LUV YA CHUNKY PAM U ROCK MY WURLD GURL!
Grady January 11, 2007 at 7:35 pm: woooh glad i got that out of my system…mere gas thats all…mere gas
maree January 11, 2007 at 7:37 pm: Wow danica that was not nessisary we arent saying anything againset you or your friends
maree January 11, 2007 at 7:40 pm: k lets not say more about eachother (here) this is a guest bookfor chunky sexy pam not a place for us to fight. move it to msn guys
Grady January 11, 2007 at 7:45 pm: ur right maree its an honor to basque in such suculentness OH DANICA I WASNT KIDDING BOUT THAT PORKROAST THING U KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!
Nicole January 12, 2007 at 8:24 pm: I love you video i think you are so pretty
Court-they-call-me January 13, 2007 at 6:45 am: OMG Pam you are so awsome merry XXXLMAS You are the hottest hostest with the mostest hostess cupcakes YES!!
A person January 24, 2007 at 3:47 pm: OMG CHUNKY PAM I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE HILIARIOUS AND YOU ARE RELLE PRETTY TOO!
Erica January 27, 2007 at 7:16 pm: I love this song ever since i seen it on mtv SO ROCK ON PAM ALL THE BIG GURLS REP YO HOOD
leesa February 18, 2007 at 4:32 pm: chunky pam is pimpien
i love u! February 19, 2007 at 9:29 am: lock um up ! merry xxlmas
Anonymous March 2, 2007 at 8:01 am: My freakin hero
LIL J March 20, 2007 at 4:22 pm: YOUR VIDEOS ARE SO FUUNY I LOVE THEM ,MAKE MORE.