Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reveal Baby Marv Albert on Cover of Vanity Fair
…I mean, baby Suri. Sorry. I get confused on this one. It totally looks like that baby is wearing a toupee.
Besides the weird hair, that baby is pretty cute.
Vanity Fair gets the big baby scoop. On stands today!


1. Henry | 5:59 am on September 6th, 2006
That looks like Zoolander’s baby…
…ridiculously good-looking.
2. juliette | 6:01 am on September 6th, 2006
i think she is wearing a wig…..
but she is cute
3. keith | 10:17 am on September 6th, 2006
hair extensions, definitely
4. Will | 10:46 am on September 6th, 2006
The ‘yes Suri’ pun is terrible. Mine is better: ‘You’ll be Suri’
5. Anonymous | 2:11 pm on September 6th, 2006
Creepy.
6. Satan | 2:56 pm on September 6th, 2006
that photoshopped image is damn funny. Damn funny. I saw the VF cover on the news this morning, and my boyfriend said the same thing, DAMN it looks like its wearing a toupee. Of course the baby is very cute, its a baby! Then whats the excuse for Britney Spears’ kid? Hes already looks like an a-hole.
7. Debbie | 7:41 pm on September 6th, 2006
Finally, there’s baby Suri–and on the cover, at that! My friend says she looks like a boy, though.
8. fo | 8:01 pm on September 6th, 2006
am i allowed to hate a baby?
9. sabrina | 2:04 pm on September 20th, 2006
everyone should JUST CLAM THE FUCK down!! its just there kid. Yeah shes cute but not fuckin amazing