Rapid Fire Captions
Rachel kept sending me photos from People.com and AOL, and I kept writing stupid captions for them:
The Blonde Stick and Charlton Heston: “That baby is so wrinkly–and it’s face is all like, ‘Eh, don’t touch me bizzotch. Whatever’.”
Kanye West: “Um, he’s totally Rainbow Brite.”
Will Smith at the Wailing Wall: “Is the dude behind him w/ the shades his security detail? Haha. He’s wearing a Kangulke.”
Jessica Simpson: “Happy Kwanza, y’all.”
The Raconteurs: “Patrick looks like a grown-up Muldoon.”
1. rachel | 8:59 pm on April 20th, 2006
i love that this is filed under “gossip, celebrities.”
gossip + celebrities = rachel’s entire life.
you totally called moses charlton heston. i see what you’re doing there.
mmMmMmmmMm muldoons.
p!@td > fob.
peace.
2. sarah | 9:47 pm on April 20th, 2006
dude, totes true about patrick being a grown-up Muldoon
what if there is the huge conspiracy and Patrick is ACTUALLY the muldoons dad and that crazy guy on drums is just some random guy they found on the street. OOH gossip.
TCR>FOB
3. Anonymous | 10:45 pm on April 20th, 2006
Gwyneth’s finger stinks.
4. Constant Dater | 6:02 am on April 21st, 2006
Any grown-ass man who lets people refer to him as “Little” Jack without getting all weird about it is completely endearing in my book.
I bet Patrick still gets carded.
5. rachel | 7:53 am on April 21st, 2006
abcdefghijklmnopqsiiib
muwahahahah
6. Marco | 9:23 am on April 21st, 2006
Hi really amazing blog
Could you post again the music Red and Black from Muldoons?…i tryed to download in a old post but the file has expired
cheers
marco
7. nick | 11:01 am on April 21st, 2006
rachel is a rockstar!
8. JJ | 2:40 pm on April 21st, 2006
Who are those other 3 guys in The Raconteurs???
9. Jasper | 3:35 pm on April 21st, 2006
The Muldoons were genetically engineered from Detroit-area muscians’ DNA by Jack White — so technically Patrick could, in fact, be a grown-up Muldoon.