Oh Holy Jesus, I Mean Moses! I Mean Kumquat! Doh!

The Blonde Stick and The Student happily announce to the world that they’ve spawned another horribly named child…Moses Martin. Apple is upset with her parents naming decision. She was really looking forward to playing with a new baby brother Kumquat.

7 Responses to Oh Holy Jesus, I Mean Moses! I Mean Kumquat! Doh!

  1. 1. Fo | 7:20 pm on April 10th, 2006

    Moses… sigh… why? why does she let her freakish husband get away with naming the babies? sigh … why?

  2. 2. rachel | 7:41 am on April 11th, 2006

    hahha are they gonna call him Mo??????? i love this.

  3. 3. rachel | 9:16 am on April 11th, 2006

    aww moses is a cute name.

  4. 4. Jen | 9:38 am on April 11th, 2006

    Let me start some more blog wars: I like it! It’s cute! AND I like Biblical names!

  5. 5. Emily | 11:05 am on April 11th, 2006

    ahh Moses is an adorable name. . .especially if you’re never going to let him shave and dress hime in a burlap sack

  6. 6. Henry | 12:57 pm on April 11th, 2006

    I thought the kid was gonna be called Emily Mortimer Martin?

  7. 7. Keith Z-G | 1:57 pm on April 11th, 2006

    Haha, that’s a hilarious quote: “you know, apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome and it’s biblical — and I just thought it sounded so lovely and clean.” Umm, has she actually even read the bible? She might want to look into that bit, don’t worry dear, it’s not that far into Part 1.

    Haha, an apple being a biblical symbol for being wholesome, lovely and clean, talk about irony!

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