Oh Holy Jesus, I Mean Moses! I Mean Kumquat! Doh!

The Blonde Stick and The Student happily announce to the world that they’ve spawned another horribly named childMoses Martin. Apple is upset with her parents naming decision. She was really looking forward to playing with a new baby brother Kumquat.

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7 replies on “Oh Holy Jesus, I Mean Moses! I Mean Kumquat! Doh!”

  1. Moses… sigh… why? why does she let her freakish husband get away with naming the babies? sigh … why?

  2. ahh Moses is an adorable name. . .especially if you’re never going to let him shave and dress hime in a burlap sack

  3. Haha, that’s a hilarious quote: “you know, apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome and it’s biblical — and I just thought it sounded so lovely and clean.” Umm, has she actually even read the bible? She might want to look into that bit, don’t worry dear, it’s not that far into Part 1.

    Haha, an apple being a biblical symbol for being wholesome, lovely and clean, talk about irony!

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