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These Photos of Val Kilmer Kissing Paris Hilton/ Winona Ryder Totally Confuse Me

February 14, 2006

in coldplay, gossip

Wait a minute, have Wino and Paris run out of scraggly musicians and Greek shipping heirs (respectively) to make out with? You know what? I’m not even going to ask. I do not claim to understand anything about what goes on in the weird world of celebrities. Apparently the Val Kilmer vs. Winona set is making a “jokey joke” of the Paris set. Ha ha. Funny guys?

winona ryder fake kisses val kilmer

paris hilton and val kilmer

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{ 39 comments }

Yo, yo February 15, 2006 at 4:25 am

Val Kilmer, ace as Jim Morrison in the Doors film but aside from that, he’s a proper cock.

I think the photo confirms this.

Mimi February 15, 2006 at 7:54 am

Dear Val,

Due to the combined number of STDs those two whores play host to, it’s only a matter of minutes before your dick falls off.

juicyjehana February 16, 2006 at 3:21 pm

rehab?

o_o February 17, 2006 at 5:19 pm

ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous February 17, 2006 at 8:25 pm

uummmmmmmmmm, yuk, hmmmm I wonder what val’s and Paris’s love child would look like, jim morrison with a pointy nose?…

Samantha williams February 21, 2006 at 7:57 am

Ok these Picture are rather srtange, and where exactly is that blokes hand on Paris? But i have never seen celeb pics like this, they are always modeling. Are these photos possed. Maybe I find these pictures rather strange is beacuase I am british. p.s Cool site.

Björn March 16, 2006 at 2:34 am

Yeah, Val knows what’s good…

Noelia March 26, 2006 at 7:29 am

Val Kilmer: the best actor…Paris Hilton: nothing!…
I`m waiting for you in Argentina Val!!! You are the best!!!!

Anonymous March 28, 2006 at 10:37 am

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous March 28, 2006 at 10:38 am

paris hilton is the finest bicth i ever saw but it really doesn’t matter because i am gay.

Roxi17 July 24, 2006 at 9:54 am

Val !! Go too Poland !!

eline_netherlands July 29, 2006 at 6:05 am

yuk…winona ryder…ok…I get it…But Paris? How thick could you get??? you`d better come to the netherlands;)

szyszka July 31, 2006 at 3:10 pm

matko z córka co ta blond szmata z nim zrobiÅ‚a…(to tak odemnie i nie bede sie wtajemniczac w j angielski)

kittycat August 14, 2006 at 11:26 am

wow a little sad, but it he shaved his face he still might be hot!

susan August 17, 2006 at 10:36 pm

Winona? Oh my. Paris? I think she will.

Ara September 29, 2006 at 8:25 pm

Oh what happened to Val?

ghettocowgirl October 31, 2006 at 11:18 am

Val is super sexy. I would fuck his brains out. Hey val why don’t you take a trip to the south and find out what southern hospitality is really about. That is, if you like bad girls.

natacha December 30, 2006 at 11:22 am

je trouve ca inadberant ce qu’elle a fais paris hilton envers val kilmer ce faire invité chez lui en lui envoyant des photos d’elle pornographique,je trouve ca inadmisible!
je suis d’accord avce val kilmer qu’il ne sait pas laisser faire avec une moin que rien comme elle,elle se croit interessante en fesant ca ben pas pour moi!je pense que c’est une moins que rien et elle restera une moins que rien,pour moi c’est une fille qui n’a aucuns respect envers elle et ni envers les autres personnes elle ferais mieux de faire un travail sur elle meme au lieu d’envoyé des photos d’elle sur des ordinateurs des personnes mieux qu’elle!!!
la pauvre fille!!!elle me fais pitié elle es bonne a mettre au chien et non devant des ecrans de television !!!!
une fidele fan a val kilmer….:-) cool val kilmer toujours aussi canon et toujours aussi mignon continuez ainsi films super avec vous ;-)

Anonymous January 26, 2007 at 11:13 pm

You can do better Val, way better.
Come to Australia, ill show you

dzana March 16, 2007 at 6:44 am

i love paris so much !!!
she is so good singer!!!i am from montenegro but i often watching her films
PARIS I LOVE YOU

veru pepper April 1, 2007 at 10:39 am

No entiendoooooooooooooooo!!! ajajaja!!
Paris Hilton no existeeee!! Me hacés reir mucho val, amigoteeee!!! winneeeer!!! grosso!!! Pero POR FAVOR no t comas esooo!

I think the same: This is too bizarre for me… yeaaaah! Vale, I agree with “Noelia” (?) You should come to Argentina just a few dayssss!
tuc tuc! Golpecito en el pecho!! Acá t bancamos!

bella April 10, 2007 at 11:16 am

ugh! They can’t be real! It has to be a hoax! If my mother saw her old highschool best friend now like this, I THINK SHE WOULD THROW UP! HOW COULD MY MOM’S BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL KISS THESE TWO CELEBRITY RIP OFFS! I only have three words for all three of those celebs: HOW COULD YOU?

erica April 11, 2007 at 5:21 pm

nooo.. :( i love val kilmer.. thats a shame since Paris is such a slut. but i don’t know if these pictures are real, because if they were i think they would be all over the place.. but they’re not..hmm..

shits April 13, 2007 at 6:41 pm

paris hilton, winona and val are all great…. anyone who thinks other wise can lick my furry twat and choke to death on my pubes.

pistike April 14, 2007 at 2:21 pm

ijááá hogy a márja essen le az égbű! hogy szpjon jó nagy faszokat még az életben paris!
oszt elment vízé a kútra!
hallgassátok meg!
oszt táncoltam meg minden!
és hajrá oc-k!
hogy kapjátok be a hangos gecit!
ijajjj istenem oszt még aludni sem tudtam az este!
annyira fájt mindennem!

Anonymous April 19, 2007 at 6:02 pm

thats so gross..she is so disgustiong, val you can do so much better.

Jada B. April 19, 2007 at 7:03 pm

Why Val? Why?? You are so much hotter than those two put together!!! IM WAITING FOR YOU IN PA!!!

Armelle April 22, 2007 at 6:57 am

C’est sympa, quand-meme. Ben, je peux dire que ca m’est egal. J’aime Val et Paris aussi.
XOX

Hya April 23, 2007 at 12:36 pm

pak u ka asasa asdasd asaness ka gag0 [pak u

gago

pak u

val fan April 26, 2007 at 1:51 pm

wow!!! calm dowm it was wino as in winona rider!!!

Thor April 28, 2007 at 6:30 pm

I think Val deserves more… he is always with shit women ( at least on the last 10 years ) and I think he needs some new sexual advantures and tastes…
Val, if you want a gay experience PLEASE come to Scandinavia!!!

Tracie Herbort May 2, 2007 at 4:52 pm

how do u makeout?????????????????????????????????????????????

Tracie Herbort May 2, 2007 at 4:52 pm

any boys want to makeout with me??????????

aka June 14, 2007 at 2:33 am

he use to date hot women, like michelle pfeifer and cindy crawford, now he’s dating sleaxeballs, and hanging out with robert downey jr. sorry Val but your just a dirty old man.

Lilac August 16, 2007 at 10:23 am

That’s a not real. THAT’S NOT REAL. I mean , i watched “Ghost and the Darkness” yesterday; and now seeing this…..uh well…NO WAY. I dont WANT to believe on this BULLSHIT.

Getagrip August 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm

Some of these posts are way sleazier than these ridiculous pictures. Have some decorum, people. Geez.

Kate Brady August 18, 2007 at 10:51 pm

No question, Val K is a cool one.
Paris and Winona? Who cares?

locket November 29, 2007 at 1:36 am

well said get a grip, it aint a porn sight and paris hilton is a dirty,nasty slut who wouldnt know a hard days work if it bit her in the ass.two words SILVER SPOON.
oh and val as ice man omg hubba hubba

Christina January 7, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Val,

These people are so fucked n the head. And if you get this you would realize that that is not Val Kilmer with a dirty ass little bitch, who probably has so much disease that everyone’s parts will fall off by just looking at her, die bitch whore.
As for you the real VAL that I love glad we killed those fucking children ther jokes over. How many more to go? Please reply to mdchristina@hotmail.com
I love you all!

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