You Decide: Who Wins the War of Lindsay Lohan’s Alleged Boyfriends?

Fresh off the run-away success of the Project Cuties poll, I’m asking you the good people of the Internet to decide who the cutest of Lindsay Lohan’s rumored boyfriends. So who will it be: Ryan Adams or Jared Leto? Anyone else thing Leto kinda looked a little like Adams in Requiem for a Dream?

My vote? Adams of course. Lord knows I could never really take someone who’s band is called 30 Seconds to Mars seriously.

adams vs leto

Author: laura

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20 thoughts on “You Decide: Who Wins the War of Lindsay Lohan’s Alleged Boyfriends?”

  1. adams = cuter (and you know, gots more of the talent)

    which is precisely why he should not be with lindsay.

  2. adams is cutest, though leto is hottest
    lindsey and jared make more sense together
    can’t see her with adams at all!!!

  3. Am I the only one going to base things on looks alone? I guess so….I vote for Leto. Yes, Ryan is more talented, but have you ever seen a more perfectly sculpted human being than Jared? I don’t think so…

  4. Well, it depends on whether or not Ryan’s still shooting junk with (or in front of) Jessica Joffe at that old 1850’s building he’s currently living in.

    I implore anyone to prove that such is not occuring.

  5. Ryan is a God. Parker was the female version of him, and was therefore well-suited. As I’m his girlfriend (in my dreams, of course), this news made me throw up a bit in my mouth. Leto needs a so-called life.

  6. er jared cos we know that ryan is reserved for me.
    oh being a fangirl is sad.
    happy birthday fellow aquarius! i’d love to go karaoking with all of you, (oh man james blunt would be an awesome tune) but i’m totally going to an audition to be on nbc’s deal or no deal.
    oh being a loser is sad.

  7. Ryan is by far the cutest and has a million times more talent than Jared, Lindsay, and all the other wannabes out there. Ryan needs to open his eys and realize he can do so much better than her.

  8. Got a silly Leto story (although by no means as silly as his howl of a perf as Collin Farell’s bottom um, I mean, “best friend” in Alexander. Jared Leto hit on my breast-augmented friend at a cafe on Third Street in La last summer. He gave her his cell phone too…which was touching, because she would never consider going on a date with such a vain and talentless personage. Now that Ryan Adams is different…crazy hot-head with lots of talent and lotsa demons. What’s not to like? Plus, he had Hederos & hellberg open for him a few years back, which are my favorite Swedish duo of all times. Check ’em out!

  9. Adams is the reason for all things good. i mean come on, it’s a given. he has more talent and prestige than anyone. and if this rumor of him and lohan is true i will vomit right here and now.

  10. fiddlesticks, hi my name is ryan adams. prehaps in the future it would be in your best intrest to indulge yourself a moment before you speak out, and ponder what terrible misjustice you have weathered that would turn you into someone so bitter with envy jealousy and rage that you would lie so openly and with so little regard for kharmatic consequence, Maybe this is how you got here in your dark type written trap pf a fantasy world. I do however enjoy your far reaching sence of imagination. It must be very warming in what I would image to be a cold, confusing, nearly unnavigatable inner world.
    peace be with you in your travels. the world is quite beautiful. as is JJ.
    xx

  11. fiddlesticks, hi my name is ryan adams. prehaps in the future it would be in your best intrest to indulge yourself a moment before you speak out, and ponder what terrible misjustice you have weathered that would turn you into someone so bitter with envy jealousy and rage that you would lie so openly and with so little regard for kharmatic consequence, Maybe this is how you got here in your dark type written trap of a fantasy world. I do however enjoy your far reaching sence of imagination. It must be very warming in what I would image to be a cold, confusing, nearly unnavigatable inner world.
    peace be with you in your travels. the world is quite beautiful. as is JJ.
    xx
    p.s. its french victorian and we drink white tea here. as far as shooting is concerned i would be careful not to trespass too frequently in places you so obviously do not belong. lest become the rat. and we know what becomes of the rat noi?
    good day

  12. xx
    p.s. its french victorian and we drink white tea here. as far as shooting is concerned i would be careful not to trespass too frequently in places you so obviously do not belong. lest become the rat. and we know what becomes of the rat noi?
    good day

  13. OMG…jared leto is definitely the most gorgoues man to have ever lived!he is: (a) too hot for hoe-han, (b) too old for hoe-han, (c) too talented for hoe-han…need i continue? so what if his band’s name is a little strange?personally, at this point in time, i don’t think people care about ryan adams!and i am so glad jared has said he refuses to speak to lindsay!thank god that man has some decency!

  14. jared leto.., are you kididng me? he’d win hands down in anything he ever tried to enter ever. anything. .. ever. ahaha

    but are you telling me you’ve watched Requiem for a dream and not fallen in love with him?!

    and i think lindsay lohan isn’t good enough for him, c’mon a girl who writes a song about “not wanting to be like everbody else” and then dyes her hair blonde and goes annorexic? isnt that a contradiction?

    and personally i think 30 seconds to mars is the best band ever.

  15. Don’t get me wrong, that Gap commercial with El Adams made me open up a little down there every time it came on the air, but, there ain’t much hotter than Jordan Catalano. Like, what? Brad Pitt in Thelma & Louise, maybe? Adams might have the talent, and is quite the looker himself, but Leto is better looking (that’s all he has, folks, cut him a break!)

    That being said, he really looks like my ex in that picture. Life is weird, and I like to date good looking men.

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