HELP: Diamond Nights’s Van Stolen

I got this off of MySpace. Diamond Nights’s van was recently stolen:

Our van is GONE!!! Last seen in Long Island City

um…did someone borrow our van? we can’t find it. If you did would you please return it soon before we have to go on tour? To all the righteous vigilantes out there, its a white Ford E350 van with NY license plates DFE-9711, if you see someone besides diamond nights driving it you are now officially deputized to kick their effing ass!

Please help if you can.

Author: laura

I run The Modern Age.org

8 thoughts on “HELP: Diamond Nights’s Van Stolen”

  1. for a second i thought Van Stollen was some really cool European name. “Stollen is a bread-like cake traditionally made in Germany, usually eaten during the Christmas season as Weihnachtsstollen or Christstollen.”

  2. It’s not rock n’ roll, but every time I hear one of these van/equipment stolen stories I think, “I hope you had insurance.” Gotta build that into the expenses a la rehearsal space.

    If I were to become a pin-up girl, I’d change my name to Jenny van Stollen.

  3. i like my version better… “Van Stollen”

    Main Entry: stol·len
    Pronunciation: ‘shtO-l&n, ‘shto-, ‘sht&-, or with s for sh
    Function: noun
    Inflected Form(s): plural stollen or stollens
    Etymology: German, literally, post, support, from Old High German stollo — more at STELA
    : a sweet yeast bread of German origin containing fruit and nuts

  4. it’s official, “VAN STOLLEN” is the best fake surname ever. anyone want to start a cover band where we only play songs by bands who have had their vans stolen?

  5. Wow! Someone took it into their own hands to rid the world of awful music! kudos…..now can someone please steal the equipment of:

    the fever
    thebravery
    the brooklyn rubbish
    Radio 4
    stellashittt*

    the list really could go on and on….

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