Gossip, Golden Globes, and The Simpsons

Yes yes, thank you to everyone who wrote in telling me that the White Stripes are going to be on an upcoming episode of The Simpsons, but I thought this news was old…I could swear I heard about it ages ago…or maybe that was my psychic WS thinking. Is Karen officially pregnant yet?

Speaking of celebrity procreation, fellow musician Chris Martin and his Estee Lauder-hawking wife Gwyneth Paltrow are DEFINITELY having another baby. If you saw Gwynie on the Golden Globes you know this is true. My grandmother’s reaction to Paltrow when presenting the Cecil B. DeMille award to Sir Anthony Hopkins, “She looks fat.” It was only after I told her that she probably was pregnant that she found Gwyneth’s full face acceptable.

Gwyneth Paltrow at the Golden Globes

More on the Golden Globes, how retarded CUTE are Heath and Michelle? They are so the new Reese and Ryan, except in Heath and Michelle’s case they are both talented. Michelle was wearing the most adorable purple dress, and in every photo series of them there is at least one (if not more) photo of them looking at each other all googly-eyed. I usually do not fall for celebrity couples, but I absolutely L-O-V-E them. (What were you thinking Naomi Watts?!?)

Although it should be noted I still do kinda love Reese Witherspoon because I saw her being interviewed right after her Golden Globe win for Walk the Line by that woman Julianna from E! and she was so nice and didn’t throw up when asked lame questions.

Golden Globe couples

I didn’t watch most of the Golden Globes, but I did manage to catch Melanie Griffith looking like a train wreck. Woah! What happened there? What else was “yay”? Joaquin Phoenix, Mary Louise Parker, and Jonny Rhys Meyers winning. What was “boo”? Anne Hathaway‘s makeup and dress. Ugghh! Girl got attacked with super red lipstick and what looked like one of Sasha Cohen‘s old skating outfits. Um…and I don’t know what this is, but it’s a bit terrifying.

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14 thoughts on “Gossip, Golden Globes, and The Simpsons”

  1. Michelle Williams is freaking adorable. I didn’t think much of her when she was on Dawson’s Creek, in fact I thought she was kind of ugly, but she has truly blossomed and is making quite a career for herself. I love her!

  2. Like a year or two ago Meg White said in an interview with NME that she hoped to be on a Simpsons episode. I think it was only confirmed recently.

  3. and what about that gorgeous Scarlett-in-red?
    Didn’t you spot her?
    I love her!
    (Last week I went to see Matchpoint eheh)

  4. No one comments of Drew Barrymore and her saggy boobs?…Interesting. Were we watching the same show?!

  5. Yeah, I agree with aforementioned posters, Michelle Williams wore my favorite outfit of the evening. It was a Givenchy Haute Couture, the designer is this Italian dude, barely 25, Riccardo Tisci…I actually had the misfortune to cover the red carpet at the Globes (v. traumatic and crappy, not glamorous at all) and one of the few things that made me smile were:
    1. Robert Rodriguez’s cowboy hat
    2. Vanessa Paradis in the palest, most beautiful Chanel dress in celadon silk
    3. Johnny Depp’s outfit (and even better was his HAIR, my God, his hair!!)
    4. Emmy Rossum, who wore a hideous drab beige concotion with a thousand ruffles, hopelessly trying to shoo away peeps trampling on her train…
    5. I dunno, I thought that Geena David was delicious and regal in that big crimson taffeta thing. A whole lotta woman in a whole lotta dress!!
    The SAGs are next, that should be more relaxed than the insane Globes..

  6. PS: haha, “old skating outfit” that Anne Hathaway wore is actually couture Marc Jacobs…Does this mean that the MJ backlash has finally began?

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