The Cobra Snake Merchandising

Now would be a good time for anyone with a weak stomach to STOP READING THIS POST.

Call it the return of the technicolor blog tshirts, or Revenge of the Pink Is the New Blog Tees but Mark of TheCobraSnake.com has taken it upon himself to make sea green and hot pink t-shirts of himself wearing a striped bikini. They are very much in the same style as the t-shirts David “Whirlwind Heat” Swanson designed for Terry Richardson.

He’s selling it for $25 plus S+H. (Which stands for “Sh-ts and Hugs”…I think.) Don’t have the Hamiltons to drop? Don’t worry, he’s also hawking buttons and stickers.

Now is it just me or do you also think that American Apparel should probably be all over this crap?

Cobra Snake tshirts

10 Comments

  1. Fat Tomato says:

    oofda, what a scary lookin model. she(?) kinda looks like mark on the t-shirt.

  2. Anonymous says:

    yeah she if really scary and she looks like she is 10 years old

  3. he does some photography for aa, and that is probably an up and coming aa model.

  4. Blair says:

    That girl alone can stop anyone from buying Cobra Snake’s merchandise!

  5. bold boul says:

    the cobra snake and friends have turned LA into an arm pit of bad music and bad fashion…..be very careful new york!!

  6. anon says:

    Beg to differ…it was always bad.

  7. sosohuman says:

    she sort of looks like fiona apple at 13 (or right before her first album debut)…is this supposed to make us want to buy this?

  8. lr says:

    That’s what a 10 year old meth user looks like.

  9. marjo de dijon says:

    Son t-shirt est plutot cool! C’est quelle marque? ;)

  10. Gwennaelle says:

    hello ! My name’s gwennaelle and I’m Belgian thus sorry if my English is bad …

    So, I Love the Tee-shirt
    I like the cobra snake (L)

    http://G-wayward.skyblog.com
    it’s my site, will see and puts comments… Thank you very much