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Has Someone Punched Jessica In the Face?

January 14, 2006

in celebrities, gossip

I know everyone has really been getting annoyed with Jessica Simpson of late, but who was the person who finally Lachey-ed, I mean lashed out and gave the top-heaviest Simpson sister a big ol’ shiner? This is so reminiscent of Paris Hilton‘s big ol’ bruises that she didn’t try to hide (or the ones she staged) after breaking up with Nick Carter. Obviously someone wants some sympathy for the impending divorce.

Well at least this black and blue look is better than that hideous black and red thing she wore for the People’s Choice Awards.

Jessica Simpson's shiner

{ 10 comments }

Anonymous January 15, 2006 at 1:28 am

Her eye isn’t the problem it’s those god-awful fishlips. Does anyone look good with lip injections?

Anonymous January 15, 2006 at 10:20 am

It looks like her chin is melting.

Anonymous January 15, 2006 at 12:41 pm

word on the street is that it’s botched botox.

Satan January 15, 2006 at 4:31 pm

She just has dark circles, the bitch has no makeup on. Shes only capitalizing of her ugliness

Anonymous January 15, 2006 at 5:56 pm

yeah her lips are bad. she looks like a trout.

Jenny January 15, 2006 at 11:25 pm

Over her completely…She is SO annoying and fake!

Ben January 16, 2006 at 12:56 pm

Her teeths are over-white

Tayla April 25, 2006 at 6:05 pm

Oh god. I can’t say i am really shocked, non of the celebrities look like we think they do. At least with the black eye she has an excuse for all of the other stuff on her face to be ugly.

sandy101 August 10, 2006 at 4:59 pm

You guys need to stop putting others down in the attempt to raise yourselves up. I think you are all envious…she is in no way ugly, even without makeup on. Stop hating :)

omi October 5, 2006 at 4:50 am

i so totally agrree with sandy as there is no need for people to be putting her down shes a gorgeous woman and is an inspiration to all. stop dissin her !

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