The Strokes Rumor that Wasted My Afternoon

Note to everyone who wants to know, the secret band playing at 9:45 at Crash Mansion tonight under the name “Wyld Stallyns” is NOT The Strokes. It’s the Go Station. Whoever made that rumor up, I hate you. If you still want to go, free admission e-mail rsvp@newyorkunderbelly.com. Now let me rest in peace.

Author: laura

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