You Write the Caption: Claire Danes with Billy Crudup

What could possibly be on Claire Danes’s mind as she sits between boyfriend Billy Crudup and not boyfriend David Duchovny during a recent Knicks game?

8 Responses to You Write the Caption: Claire Danes with Billy Crudup

  1. 1. Anonymous | 12:07 am on December 29th, 2005

    um, yeah the caption should be maybe if I purge slowly no one will notice. EW shes so nasty… got so ugly. Is this what happens when you get older? EEEEEEW.

  2. 2. Anonymous | 11:38 am on December 29th, 2005

    “Oh Gawd!!! I am bored out of my mind. I only came along so that my homewrecker claws can remain embedded in my noncommittal man. I wish I wasn’t so damn insecure…but I am in therapy for that…among other things.”

    There is something so desperate and manipulative about this bleached has been. Claire irritates the hell out of me!

  3. 3. Anonymous | 11:46 am on December 29th, 2005

    well, i happen to enjoy claire danes. she should be thinking that her boyfriend is ugly and old, because he is. she’s too cute to be with him.

  4. 4. Anonymous | 4:37 pm on December 29th, 2005

    Duchovny is such a dilf.

  5. 5. Anonymous | 6:14 pm on December 29th, 2005

    More importantly, what’s happening with the corpsey lady in the upper left corner?

    It seems the arena-stalking paparazzo should have panned his lens a little to capture that creepy sports fan mid-aneurysm, rather than fawning on two celebrities who met on set of the cheesiest romantic romp, like, ever.

  6. 6. Anonymous | 12:06 pm on December 30th, 2005

    “romeo, romeo, where for art thou romeo?”

  7. 7. Peter G | 8:02 am on January 6th, 2006

    That Stephon Marbury really is a bit shit….

  8. 8. Anonymous | 4:15 pm on June 30th, 2006

    maybe i will copy that guy in the corner and put my finger in my mouth slowly.

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