Save Scarlett’s Boobs!
Please, someone do something! Scarlett Johansson is trying to suffocate her lady parts to death! Shouldn’t Amnesty International be all over this? I’m sure breasts have rights too. Every moment we stay silent about this human cruelty, another areola nerve cell dies. What will it take for starlets to stop torturing their mammaries in order to support “the cause” (aka- their careers)? WHEN WILL THIS STOP?
1. Anonymous | 10:29 pm on December 9th, 2005
Modern day bombshell, except her boobs do look horribly uncomfortable and unflattering. In spite of that, I’m glad there is an actress out there who likes flaunting her curves and isn’t a stick figure.
2. Anonymous | 6:19 pm on December 10th, 2005
someone needs to teach this girl how to dress, she looks awful in every picture
3. fo | 10:47 am on December 12th, 2005
ya know how scarlets always doing that 1940s hollywood thing … she needs to stop. now. more than ever.
4. Constant Dater | 12:00 pm on December 13th, 2005
You can’t fit 36 Cs in a 32 A top–it’s science! Such a pretty girl, but looking at that bodice makes my breasts hurt in empathy.
God, I sound like my mom.
5. mo money mo problems | 5:50 pm on December 14th, 2005
un-ac-ceptable.
6. FJDelgado | 3:33 pm on December 15th, 2005
i really want to play with them, but that dress still looks like it would be uncomfortable as all heck for her.
7. alice | 5:15 pm on December 18th, 2005
mercy!
8. Anonymous | 5:49 pm on December 18th, 2005
Ok, I get that most actresses hire fashion consultants, because God forbid they should have a style of their own, but don’t they own mirrors??? Who in their right mind would walk out of the house looking like this???