Decide Chris Martin’s Moment of Clarity at the MTV Europe Music Awards
Coldplay was one of the bands who preformed for the MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisboa, Portugal on November 3rd. I saw this picture and felt compelled to add some words to it:
Please feel free to fill in your own captions and send them to me.
“I can’t believe I’m wearing a big rubber band earring like the Captain Lou Albano!”
the crabs are back! i hate you gwyneth!
what the hell are these weird rubber band things on my fingers ther tripping me out!!!!!!!
” There’s a speech bubble coming out of my ear too!?!?!”
how on earth did i release such a crap album this last go around. even my mother hates it.
“Is that a spider on Julian Casblancas’ arm? What a douche!”
“I can’t believe how incredibly average my songwriting is. Fran Healy owns me.”
“shit! brainfreeze! i should never eat ice cream that fast.”
“Oh my God I can finally breathe now that I’ve pulled my head out of my own ass”
Holy fuck. Even I can’t tell any of these songs apart.