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You Know You’re Not Hip When You’re on the Cover of Rolling Stone

August 15, 2005

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UPDATE: Coldplay has made it on to the cover of the Bible of all things universally mass market in music, Rolling Stone. See below photo.

{ 9 comments }

bill p August 15, 2005 at 8:46 am

and one of them’s wearing a trucker hat (albiet a blank one).

Anonymous August 15, 2005 at 11:26 am

is this like, surprising or something? (and what’s wrong with it, anyway?)

Anonymous August 15, 2005 at 4:00 pm

The Strokes were on the cover of Rolling Stone and you didn’t have a problem with it did you? I heard there was a rumor that The White Stripes would be on the cover and I don’t like that at all, because they’ve turned the cover down in the past. I would be disappointed if that happens. If it does, I hope Jack has a good explanation for it.

Camille August 15, 2005 at 6:12 pm

erm, this band sold out like a 30,000 person arena in like a day. how much more mass market could one get?

Camille August 15, 2005 at 6:14 pm

sorry for using the word “like” in a sentence twice and never once referring to a person being fond…
i’m from california.

michael August 17, 2005 at 9:18 am

isn’t it getting boring blogging about how popular coldplay is? should have done that 12 million records ago…
the new album is good, i like it, end of story.

Una August 19, 2005 at 1:56 am

i want to cut Chris Martin’s hand off. TAKE THAT SHIT OFF YOU’RE HAND DUDE.

More importantly, what do hand politics say?

Sam Bravery: Writes On Knuckles

Chris Martin: coloured bandaids on fingers

Pete Doherty: black stains

Brandon Flowers: nail varnish

50 Cent: pedicures

Michael Jackson: one glove

ANSWERS
Sam Bravery – to remember girl’s name he slept with previous night

Chris Martin – Benneton commercial on digits “I’m boring, but check out my fingers! PS, see front of hand for a message I can’t articulate through music”

Pete Doherty – crack stains are cool, crack is cool, isn’t it? shit, it is, right? I’m cool right? I’m a rock star, yeah, ok.

Brandon Flowers – I’m metrosexual, AMN’T I, AMN’T I!!! YAYYYYY. PS I’m not gay, fuck you.

50 Cent – Diddy told me

Michael Jackson – the other one is lodged…somewhere…gotta go now.

angie. August 20, 2005 at 10:30 pm

especially when your band’s name is advertised on the same page as fall out boy.

Anonymous August 31, 2005 at 8:12 pm

your a fucking idiot dude that equals sign on his hand is for a good fucking cause. go to maketradefair.com and learn something about whats on his hand you jackass. your completely ignorant and stupid

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