When Bad Tattoos Happen to Julian Casablancas

Hartnet is kinda like insult to injury

I know a few people who have made some questionable tattoo decisions in their lives. Often times their line of defense revolves around being under the influence of alcohol, or the recklessness of teenage youth.

But dear lord Julian Casablancas, what’s you’re excuse for your new ultimately bad spider arm tattoo captured in the above photo. To add insult to injury Julian is hanging out with what appears to be The Human Barnacle, aka- Josh Hartnett. Well, at least Jules opted out of getting “Xavier Robertstattooed on his butt. Uggghhhh… Horror revealed via the Strokes LJ.

Still traumatized? Treat yourself with these pics of a shirtless Nick Valensi playing guitar. Shot by the DeCadenet.

153 thoughts on “When Bad Tattoos Happen to Julian Casablancas”

  1. perhaps that bad tattoo is some sort of ironic gesture….reflective of the whole uber-cool hipster irony new yorkers seem to be so fond of. I’ve never met him, but he seems to be the kind of person who could pull off bad taste in that way. I mean, look at his wife.

    but I do believe that tattoo artist does need to be shot.

  2. Did anyone want to comment on the ralph polo? …..Okay I will. Huh.

    And also the manchild (Nick Valensi)

  3. a couple things:

    ryan adams has the same tattoo, just further up on his arm, and i think it’s his other arm too.

    i think he has sunglasses on his head, which explains the hair, but does not explain why he is wearing a red polo with a popped collar, and sunglasses on his head.

    other pictures from the event show that he has keys hanging from his baggy jeans. my guess is that he’s slipped a little too comfortably into the married life, finally stopped rebelling against his posh upbringing and bought a hummer and a house in the hamptons. this may explain why the wedding reception was at tavern on the green.

    i wonder what the new album will sound like.

  4. OH come on, does anyone really think julian is FAITHFUL to juliet!! She has been with a number of people in his inner circle including nick valensi and adam green..

    he was cheating on her right up to the day of the wedding and he is probably still fucking around…

    he looks horrible because maybe all the drinking and drugs have ruined his looks…he looks like shit

    i mean, nick valensi is more gorgeous than ever but julian’s good looks are a thing of the past and it’s a shame

  5. Is it that speed-addicted Swedish girl who’s been sharing some of her stuff to Julian..? He looks terribly skinny!!

  6. Are you referring to “the sparrow”? Everyone knows she has been with Albert, but i also hear she has been with Nick and Julian as well……

  7. That’s the girl who sings in Southside Stalkers right? I thought she said once that she didn’t know the Strokes…

  8. She is a liar and has been seen
    with Albert, Julian and Nick..I hear she has also been with johnny from razorlight and Carl Barat.

    She sounds like a real class act…

  9. Well, if it’s true, who can blame her..? I’d do the same thing if I got the chance (maybe I’d cut out Johnny though..). And she’s hot as hell.

  10. Catherine Pierce is just a pretty face, Sparrow kicks her ass when it comes to coolness. And Carl Barat..? Lucky girl…

  11. Well,supposedly, Julian’s wife was with at least two members of the Strokes, Matt Romano, Ryan Gentles, Lucas the Roadie and Adam Green, so the Sparrow has some tough competition when it comes to whoring around.

    Hey, you have to give these girls credit!!!!

  12. Whoring around..? Jeez… Nah, congrats to these girls who can afford having higher standard on their sex-partners than us average people!

  13. I don’t condone whoring around…but these girls are average-looking at best and they get the coolest guys.

    Juliet Joslin is no Angelina Jolie!! And the Sparrow is no Jennifer Aniston!!!

  14. Don’t know if I agree with that they should be average looking.. But either way, looks ain’t everything, I bet it’s a blast hanging out with these girls!! And maybe these cool rockstars are happy to hang out with cool girls with a brain for a change..?

  15. Actually, Juliet is way below average-looking. And Julian’s long-time ex girl Colleen was as lovely as they come, and well-educated. She is a very talented artist and she didn’t sleep with half his mates….

    As for the Sparrow, I really can’t comment.

  16. I met Sparrow once last fall, before there was a Southside Stalkers, and she was the coolest girl I’ve ever met. I only talked to her for, like half an hour, but I totally understand these guys.

  17. Im so sad… tattoo’s all suck – none are cool, especially when it looks like Jules has a spider crawling up his arm. I love Jules – dont get me wrong, but why the polo shirt? and why the TATTOO?!?!?!

  18. Why is everyone so damn petty?!?! Though I haven’t seen her in years now, I’ve known Juliet since she was a young kid – lost track of her about 4 or 5 years ago. Not only is she a fabulous, outgoing, witty, intelligent woman, but she is absolutely beautiful. All you have to do is meet her in person and all of this is apparent. You all need to grow up and get a life. Leave the poor girl alone! I for one am happy for her.
    –an old friend

  19. I agree. Juliet seems lovely, and so does Sparrow, although I choose to believe her if she says she doesn’t know the Strokes. People can be too evil in their gossiping sometimes.

  20. Catherine Pierce is not just a pretty face. She and her sister Allison are those pretty girls who just happen to seem to have it all and you want to hate them but you can’t. If you knew them in person you’d know they are two of the nicest, most down to earth and really talented women. Albert and Catherine are “the real thing!” Don’t talk about what you don’t know.

  21. I think Julian and Juliet is the cutest couple ever. But Albert and Catherine..? C’mon! Everybody knows that he cheats on her…

  22. I think all the Strokes are the “real thing” with their girlfriends. It’s just that some of them happens to have more than one!

  23. Juliet Joslin is a total career move. If everyone hates you because your father’s a womanizing asshole with control over supermodels, what should you do? You should marry your ugly assistant! Too obvious though. Julian Casablancas would have been smarter to marry someone pretty, not a model, but pretty. And most importantly likeable, ala Sara Jessica Parker. Ms. Parker single-handedly saved Matthew Broderick from the wrath of the public after he killed somebody drunk driving.

  24. Your all sick. You need to get lives and get help. The Strokes are a great rock and roll band and who cares who they are sleeping with, dating and marring. Thier music is the shit and thats all that should matter.

  25. I’m going to see them tonight! where can i find a pic of juliet joslin? just curious since everyone is say she is average or worse…

  26. All of the Strokes-girls; wife, girlfriends or mistresses are all very good looking. Stop being so jealous.

  27. leave julian ALONE! He is sooooooo hot that it hurts! And even if he tatoos a f*cking rabbit on his forehead he’d still be adorable! And this is not from a crazy psychotic fan… Got it?

  28. Seriously though I really wanna know what juliet looks like?! It will pain me to look but i need to know.

  29. god you guys are really sad if all the time u haver is used to talk about the strokes and who they are marrying opr dating or if julians tattoos are ugly!! who gives a shit they are a great band and lets just leav it at that!! you must have no friends or something like that if your talking about his tattoos!!! i think you guys need to get lives!!! the strokes are an amazing band. they are so good at what they do and i think you guys should just get the hell off there back and maybe instead of writing this shit about them you should go and buy one of thier cds and actually listen to thier rockin music!!!!!!!

  30. why cant everyone just leave julian alone?! he is SO hot, who cares what he got tattood on his f***ing arm?! he will always be adorable and sexy, so LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

  31. hey, cant everyone just lay off juliet joslin? shes really pretty and “real” – i mean, she must be ok if julian married her…

  32. eh, he’s hot…shame about the wife though. he really ought to have better taste by now.

  33. for god sakes
    you all are so obbssesive.
    why dous it matter what Julian dous?
    i think his tatoo is neat and if he likes it then whats it to you?
    for petes sake!

  34. haha this is so interesting.
    52+ comments all on the strokes and there mistress’s.
    oh and im loving all the fans coming in with there “SHUT UP, DONT SAY THAT ABOUT MY SEXY JULIAN” or “THERE MUSIC JUST IS SO ROCKING, LISTEN TO IT!!!!”
    hohoho,it makes for a good read. cheers.
    there new album is pretty good by the way. ‘ize of the world’ is food for the ears.

  35. To Leia ….yes juliet is pretty…pretty manly . She looks like a parrot… a parrot that belongs on the arm of a ugly toothless pirate, not on Julian FULL STOP!

  36. lol too! you guys have no lives!!
    its funny reading. i too have met juliet and shes so nice. as if what you guys say matters anyway!

  37. I think Juliet is gorgeous… But hey, if Julian is unfaithful, call me in. Sorry but Come on, Could you pass him up? Next concert I’m getting back stage No matter what it takes

  38. i just stumbled across this, and gosh, juliet is fugly as fuck! i hadn’t even really heard of here which means i’m very neutral when it comes to judging her look.

    and she had adam green as well?

    Pictures of them anyone?

  39. i love the strokes there probably my fave band and there music is class and as much as you small minded people, with the depth of an almost completely dried up puddle like to think your opinions matter, they dont and i doubt jules or nick or their girlfriends or any of the rest of the strokes could care any less about what ye think. Could you imagine if random people that dont know you but like to think they’re experts on you sat around analysing photos of you!? anyway there personal lives are none of your concern and ye are probable just as sluttish, if not more so, than them. anyway its they’re prerogative and if they can do then why the hell shouldn’t they!? And just for the record those guys have more depth than you give them credit for, for example Julian reads 12th century persian poetry not that id expect half of you to even know that such poetry existed! and he doesnt do drugs. that band work themselves to the bone, rehearsing 8 hours a day, 5 days a week and on the other two days jules writes songs… music is their life, they take it very seriously and they are absolutely class at it so stop behaving like petty, jealous 4-year-olds and find something a little less trivial to discuss!!

    That of course does not apply to everyone who left comments, mainly just the first 40 or so.

  40. To Noddy-Na-Na…how long did it take you to put that together? Get a life. There there there they’re their their they’re.

    And by the way, that persian poetry remark by Julian was a joke. Byebye Noddy-Na-Na xx

  41. I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
    so sexy hurts yeahhhhhhh.

    And I’m too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that ?

  42. if Juliet is so pretty, will someone show me a picture where she looks so great… any pic that i haave seen of her she looks awful and not worthy of Jules!

  43. This Noddyawhateverthefuckitis needs to shut the fuck up and stop acting like some huge fan. Yeah all of us are, honey, we just wish we got some ass before Juliet. Oh yes, Jules drugfree? Ive smoked mary jane with him before. Its people like you that need to just shut up.

  44. Poor Julian…I think he looks so amazing, it doesn’t matter what he does! And good luck with his marriage! there are so many people splitting up these days, I hope that he and Juliet stay together forever! You can’t get a more romantic name than Juliet Casablancas, by the way!:D

  45. “still my favorite person in this whole wide world…is a woman who can understand every word…and when she speaks to me she makes me see the world…”

    – from “Hawaii”

    Go read some Rumi poetry and disconnect yourself from the fucking Matrix

    Fools

  46. you guys are awesome..i cant stop laughing about the rubbish some of you write…

    some people need to learn that there is more than looks….

    you dont know julian, you dont know anyone else personally…so why dont you just shut the fuck up???

  47. as for julian’s good looks being a thing of the past, it certainly did seem that way in 2005, but what happened in 2006? he is incredibly good looking now. better than ever. weird! awesome!

  48. ok, i am extremely extremely jealous of juliet, shes with julian and shes pretty cool too. shes probably the reason hes so much hotter now because she helped him clean himself up a bit. whats the point in hating her, its not like shes stolen julian away from you. shes actually quite pretty and down to earth. i dont like, love her or anything, but if julian does, shes got to be cool. and by the way i write this as a major julian obsessed strokes fan.

  49. Give the poor guy a break… so, he fuck it by marrying one ugly girl… so, both of them cheat on one another…. so what…. Casablancas was hot before, but now, he’s just a sad drugaddict… so please stop stressing about it…. doesn’t woth it anyway

  50. tatoos are hot !!!!!!!! but that one well its …..special even with that tatoo and a ugly wife i still would do him he might be a sad drug addict to Lo #75 but he will alway be my hero so FUCK YOU Lo#75

  51. The Strokes are still hot-looking….but their career might be down the tube..and it’s sad..remember when they were THE band

  52. the strokes are the shit even if their career is down the tube their still rocken it out FUCK YA thats all that matters fuck look at jonny rotten he fucken old but still FUCKEN rocken what i am saying is the strokes are the shit and they were a better underground New York band you know what im sayin So Just Wanted To Say I LOVE THE STROKES

  53. ……………….. oh ya Simple plan sucks SHIT hardcore so dont compare them to the strokes thanx

  54. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT THE STROKES ROCK!! AND WHO CARES ABOUT JULIAN’S SPIDER TATOO, HE IS THE HOTTEST MAN EVER!! HOWEVER, I DEFINITELY AGREE WITH MOST OF YOU ABOUT HOW HORRENDOUSLY LOOKING JULIET IS. I MEAN IT’S LIKE SO SAD, WHEN I SAW HER IN THE STROKESGIRLS WEBSITE, I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE F%@K IS THIS?” IF JULIAN HAD GOTTEN MARRIED WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS WAY PRETTIER AND WAY HOTTER THAN ME, i WOULD SHUT UP FOREVER, BUT I’M WAY PRETTIER THAN HER AND I BET 90% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD ARE TOO. HER NOSE IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING ON HER FACE, IT’S LIKE NOSTRIL VILLE I’M JUST GOING TO STOP WRITING BECAUSE I’M GOING TO GET A STROKE FROM BEING SO INFURIATED. POR QUE JULIAN? POR QUE?!!!!! IN OCTOBER I WENT TO A CONCERT IN KANSAS CITY AND I GOT TO MEET NICK AND FAB THEY ARE AWESOME AND WHEN I ASKED NICK WHERE JULIAN WAS HE SAID HE DIDN’T KNOW, HE DISAPPEARED WHEN THEY GOT OFF STAGE. SO WHEN I ASKED FAB IF HE COULD ASK JULIAN TO COME OUT, HE SAID HE WAS ASLEEP, AND HE WAS NOT IN THE SAME BUS AS HIM. BULLSHIT, I BET YOU GUYS ANYTHING JULIET WAS THERE AND DIDN’T LET HIM COME OUT TO SEE US, WHICH BY THE WAY WE WERE ALL GIRLS AND MOST OF US WERE GOOD LOOKING. I WAS SO MAD I WENT ALL THE WAY TO KANSAS CITY AND DIDN’T GET TO MEET HIM

  55. The Strokes are a hardworking band who make awesome music. That’s what it’s about. It’s not about who they’re married to or sleeping with or about their tattoos or their hair. It’s about the music and the way they make you feel when you’re listening to one of their tracks. They have personal lives which they are entitled to. They don’t belong to us. So what if Julian is married to Juliet Joslin – who cares. The way you guys are acting is like Julian Casablancas declared himself gay and married a band member. Big deal. And Juliet isn’t ugly. Ugly is the way you people talk about her. That’s ugly. Also, Julian isn’t a drug addict. Just because you take re-creational drugs doesn’t label you as the next Pete Doherty.

  56. well i would just like to say this im in love with the strokes i listen to them 24-7 cuz they are the shit i never realy seen his wife before but shes not ugly but not hot shes ok that is why i like julian is because he did not date a supermodel but a normal girl with a rep. like julians he could have any one but he chosed her and i think that is awesome she must be really special so i respet her but yet i am so angry i love him and to al those girls who are like im so prettyer then her their is like a 1 out of a 100 chance you would get him so fuck the shut up mk mk well now i am done with that i would like to say i love all the strokes members they are all so cute and hot oh ya it is fucken cold brrrrrrrrrrr but ne ways simple plan can suck Michel Jacksons left nut they suck shit sooo much even though their hott ILOVETHESTROKES

  57. well i would just like to say this im in love with the strokes i listen to them 24-7 cuz they are the shit i never realy seen his wife before but shes not ugly but not hot shes ok that is why i like julian is because he did not date a supermodel but a normal girl with a rep. like julians he could have any one but he chosed her and i think that is awesome she must be really special so i respet her but yet i am so angry i love him and to al those girls who are like im so prettyer then her their is like a 1 out of a 100 chance you would get him so fuck the shut up mk mk well now i am done with that i would like to say i love all the strokes members they are all so cute and hot oh ya it is fucken cold brrrrrrrrrrr but ne ways simple plan can suck Michel Jacksons left nut they suck shit sooo much even though their hott ILOVETHESTROKES they are awesome

  58. wow its fun reading this 🙂 its like a drama . .hes mine no back off bitch hes mine…hehehe
    and by the way im sorry but simple plan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg r u kiddin me what do they sing about exactly with their little *perfect* squeky voices . .good god help you 🙂
    bye x

  59. hey hey seems like everyone has something to say it’s interesting all this shit i love the strokes they are my favorite band and that’s all

  60. haha this is funny to read……half of u are telling the other half 2 ‘lay of juliet’ and ‘get a life’ but if u guys hav such and interesting live that why are u looking at pictures of julians tatoos, and if u think the strokes are so great than why are u not looking at a web site about ther music?
    and for christ sake he looks fine, mayb he cares more than just about what he is wearing or his hair. i prefer him to be like this than self obbsessed
    but thanku guys, quite witty, and enjoyable 2 read and those who think they are better than why are u on this website in the first place
    JULIAN CASABLANACAS IS HOT- THE STROKES ARE HOTTER

  61. bahaha ya’ll funny as.
    ‘HOMGZ JULEZZZ IZ LYK SO HAWT”
    i agree he ‘IZ LYK SO HAWT’
    but that dosent mean you people should spend your time bagging the shit out of the girlfriends and wife’s, you don’t know them nor do you know julian yourself, so lay off the chicks.
    ‘i’m sorry i said we were just friends’

  62. Do you people even like The Strokes…I mean as a band? What the fuck are you fans of? Their music or there looks? I dont think any of you, that spend your time bitchin and complainin about who they are with and whos ugly and whos on drugs, are actual fans. They make music, thats what they do. Shut your pathetic bitchin, get lives, go listen to some music and shut the fuck up!

    At the end of the day its the real people, the people that share their ideals that snag these guys. I dont think any of you bitches would have a chance. If Julian Casablancas ever met you he would probably see you as the shallow pathetic losers that you are and ask you to leave him alone. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder asswipes,

    *please note this message is directed at only a portion of idiots that posted here…you know who you are.

  63. people people people
    well all i have too say is that you are pathetic
    and so am I for looking at this site
    i think imma going to puke now
    I LOVE JULIAN

  64. why dont you guys fuck off! leave the poor guy alone. so what if he has a problem! u cant do anything about it!!!!!!!!! thats his life, not yours. I am just influenced by his lyrics. he is hott but that is no reason to say all of that crap if you dont really know the truth about his current life.

    in other words……..get a fucking life and stop hatin on him!sheesh!!!!

  65. why dont you guys fuck off! leave the poor guy alone. so what if he has a problem! u cant do anything about it!!!!!!!!! thats his life, not yours. I am just influenced by his lyrics. he is hott but that is no reason to say all of that crap if you dont really know the truth about his current life.

    in other words……..get a fucking life and stop hatin on him!sheesh!!!!7

  66. you people are so mean get a fucking life. what is wrong with you you need to stop i bet you look just as bad. you should get a stupid fricken fucking life!

  67. come on its julian casablancas….julian fucking casablancas…lead singer to THE best band in the world. and with a name like his he can get away with anything….oh and JulieD. leave pete doherty out of this! its one thing for you all to cretece julians every move dont piss me off with getting on to pete, hes got his own demons to take care. so yes jlian casablanca can get a tatto of a spider and he can marry whoever the hell he pleases. JUST AS LONG AS THE STROKES KEEP MAKING ALBUMS I’LL BE HAPPY.

    and i guess it dosn’t hurt that my boyfirend looks exactly like julian…haa

  68. As it was told for so many times, what the fuck is wrong about his tattoos or Juliet Joslin or whatever, he wasn’t forced to marry her like almost every girl thinks. It was all the choice of the ‘oh so perfect Julian himself’ to marry her. Juliet is such a beautiful woman and I agree, she is very lucky indeed, but that won’t ruin my life at all because I have way much better things to do. So to all of you girls who think they are so much better than Juliet and they can have so much better sex blah blah with mr. Casablancas, G to the ET A FUCKING LIFE.

  69. This is hilarious it is like a cat fite about nothing that is darting into all different random topics…”No she ugly” “no fuck you she is hot”
    com one people who cares.

  70. This is hilarious it is like a cat fite about nothing that is darting into all different random topics…”No she ugly” “no fuck you she is hot”
    com one people who cares.

  71. yea geez you guys but you blame them for for being upset julian is an amazing guy.. . . we’re all just trying to make ourselves feel better lol

  72. oh my god! his tattoos fine! little miss anonymous #1, i cant believe you could say such a horrible ting about juliet. for one thing, uliets beautiful, lets just get that straight, i doubt your that much of a supermodel anyways, juliet has been there for him through all the tough times, like when he was quitting alcohol, she’s a great person, and i dont want some judging bitch to talk shit that she doesnt even know okay? Oh god and um, im not gonna let it slip what you said about albert, bitch! theyre madly in love for what four years now? Albert and catherine are engaged and they are the real thign, albert would never cheat on her, he chased her for over a year. He would never be that sleazy! sleazy are you judging him like that! Dont ever talk shit about my man again bitch!!!!

  73. haha, you guys are funny. Are these all girls? Ew, why are you guys worring about that? Your never going to have them. If any of the strokes would meet you, they wouldnt like you because all you would be talking about is them and how hot they are. And as for that girl that went to Kansas and met Fab and Nick, LUCKY!!!!
    I would give anything to meet them and all you where worried about was not meeting Julian. Ew, I would love to meet all of them if i could, they seem way tight!

  74. Miss Kansas, how can you be so rude to nick and fab!!! those guys are freeking awesome! I’d be exited to meet anyone of the strokes! I wouldn’t be like, oh hey um… WHERES JULIAN!?!
    he’s asleep
    oh, bye
    freekin ideot!

  75. and i will ask this one more time…

    who is julian’s mistresses?

    the sparrow? catherine?

    someone pleaseeeee!

    and juliet is beautiful..

  76. well this is awesome……………..i written to this site before but am i going to tell you what i written……………why cuz frankly i dont think im going to like you guys at all .I love the strokes and i hope the keep up the good records they are completly rad i just get mad at every one for being all like into who their are dateing who gives a flying fuck i dont and i do not think julies gf is ugly their is uglyer in the worl and shes NOT ugly fuck well to all those people that are all like the band plays BAD music fuck you .Simple plan is for little tiny boppers that havent even grown boobs yet those guys do not know how to play music oh ya bigredbelt girl fuck your stupid like julian casa is going to like you dumb ass fuck LAMO
    Peace Love Empathy

  77. jeez she or he was just asking a question.
    to right*on*time: the effort that it took you to write that whole entire spill on nothing, you could have just answered the poor guys question. i agree that everybody needs privacy but come on they chose the limelight and all that comes with it, even the nosey questions. hey if a person wants to know what color julian’s socks are then they have a right to ask…this is a board!!
    and to mr. anonymous with all the questions, i like you have no clue who sparrow or catherine are..

  78. Hi every1, just been (pathetically) enjoying u’r comments (interesting to say the least), thanx 4 amusing me. Anyway, enough about who’s hot and who sucks! I’d be eternally grateful if one of you stroke stalkers could please tell me if Drew Barrymore is still f**king Fabrizio, I only ask as Wikipedia leads me to believe otherwise!?!? Just wondering x

  79. By the by, I’m from Wales in the UK so you can forgive me for being a little slow on the uptake!! I’m kinda out of the way! Also it’s 3:289pm here, so I’m not just some loser who wakes up & comes on here 1st thing in the mornin’. LOL Loving everything the strokes have ever done by the way (except DB she’s ok but she kinda scares me!) x

  80. By the by, I’m from Wales in the UK so you can forgive me for being a little slow on the uptake!! I’m kinda out of the way! Also it’s 3:30pm here, so I’m not just some loser who wakes up & comes on here 1st thing in the mornin’. LOL Loving everything the strokes have ever done by the way (except DB she’s ok but she kinda scares me!) x

  81. Hi number1artbum,

    To answer your question, I remember reading last week in some lame newspaper they give for free in the subway that Drew Barrymore just broke up with Fab ! She does not want him anymore from what I understood. Which means Fab is the guy in the band who is still available (he’s also the hottest IMHO).

  82. i so get all of u!!!
    juliet is ugly he cud hav done so much beta.
    wats important is the music.
    he is the best man born to this planet!!!
    and we r all as sad as each ova bcos we all aparently hav the time to read this crap and comment about it.
    major strokes fan 4eva xXx

    and 4 all of u hu hav ago at us hu liv in deep depression bcos we rnt wiv him,he married an ugly man whore hu sleeps about … ect
    IF U CLICK ON A PICTURE OF JULIAN CASABLANCAS EXPECT PEEPS HU LUV HIM TO SLAG OF HIS DOG OF A WIFE!!!

    nuff said…peace out

  83. and u dnt hav 2 threat about it we all no the marrige is a joke i meam shes an ugly whore hu sleeps about and hes a drug addict(not that it means i luv him any less) bcos hes unhappy with her (i mean did any1 actualy listen 2 the lyrics of razorblade and vision of division)also evn more proof its ajoke THEY DANCED TO MILLI VANILLI AT THEIR WEDDING!!!

    OMFG

    LUVOO JULES xXx

    zoe

  84. i like julian with juliet, cause she’s beautiful!
    regina spektor is pretty but kinda ugly at the same time

  85. i reckon julian seems happyer now days, that is judging from comparing video clips and stuff. i dont know mabey juliet really makes him happy.

  86. Holy shit, I can’t believe this is still getting comments!

    That’s almost as hilarious as the lameness of the jealous chicks talking shit on Juliet on here.

    Juliet is rad and she’s hot as hell. You bitches’ll never have Jules, sorry to say.

    Leave the man and his wife alone, they done you no harm.

    Also, I love Ze Strokes, fuck yeah.

  87. oh yeah just the fact that juliet josliin/casablancas is way beautiful. yeah, I’m loving his tatoo! its badass!

  88. jeeeeeeeeeeessssss,
    for fucks sake every1 on this site is slightly weird, u type in julian casablancas and a bitch fight comes up!!!! – it is witty, half of you are like ‘get a life’ but if your so fucking great what are you doing on this site! idiots! and the other half, ‘juliet is a great beautiful women she has been through so much’, do u guys know her? if u dont, seriously cmon, i dont know her so i wont comment.

    and if u are all strokes fans than i think u should care a bit more about the songs the lyrics and the actually music and when the new album is about 2 come out than about who they marry and what the fuck they wear!

  89. haha this site is so funny it made me happy.

    thats sad if they cheat on eachother but it sure makes for good music. thats sad though because that means that theyre not happy.
    but i doubt they would really go thourgh these lenghts for a sham marriage..maybe she just helped him out or something and he liked it

    i dont know any of these people so i won’t state my opinions as being true. just as my silly little words so im just throwin it out there

    i just hope the band makes a new record soon and the real problem is if the band is still going to be together and make great music in the years to come.

  90. oh by the way that sucks about drew and fab, it seems he was happiest with her, and they actually worked together really well, no cheating( that we know of) they seemed to really care about eachother. hopefully the rest of the band and their wives/girlfriends can work out so they music will be great and something different.

    conrgats to nick on his twins (old news i think idk)

  91. whatever! all lies about them… groupies and drugs.. i mean rockanroll scene is that. and they are that too.. like everyone, and the guys reads whatever, woody allen, osho.. blah blah.. they are people u know.. and they have free time sometimes.. and play videogames like EVRYONE.. they breathe too..

    but at night is cool to smoke mary j with them. i mean they are common people!

  92. PS: SPARROW IS THE BOMB, i mean she fucked too hotties of the band.

    juliet is cool, down to earth but poor girl, shes so fucked up by J… thats weird.

    and catherine, they broke up,.. with albie i mean

  93. PS: SPARROW IS THE BOMB, i mean she fucked two hotties of the band.

    juliet is cool, down to earth but poor girl, shes so fucked up by J… thats weird.

    and catherine, they broke up,.. with albie i mean

  94. I love this site hahahaha
    well people are so funny why do we only bitch about the rich and famous when their are like wars and hunger going on
    people need to calm the fuck down and take a breather like im sure The Strokes dont really care about what we think on there GF after all were not dating them
    lol
    i really think every one need to just listen to the music not bitch about them because im sure that no one like little bitches well im goin to peace here

    “Better To Burn Out
    Then To Fade Away”

  95. lol
    who knows why Drew broke it off with hottie Fabrizio Moretti man is he sexy
    so is drew too though they were cute together

  96. why the fuck do you care about his tattoo or how many women he has fucked. just listen to his music and move on

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