Best Picnic Ever
Today I went to my company picnic. It was totally dope. It was tricked out with petting zoos, pony rides, manicure stations, massages, skee-ball, rock climbing walls, fishing, and awesome organic food–and loads of other cool stuff. It was best ever. I vote for company picnic ever week of the summer!
Above is a picture of the cutest, fluffiest bunny ever that was in the petting zoo. It looked totally fake.
In other awesome news, download all of the White Stripes performance at Glastonbury on this French WS site. Link from the Triple Tremelo. Rad!


1. BMT | 8:25 pm on June 29th, 2005
may i ask miss modern age what it is that you do?
i’ve been readin the modern age for a while but have never come across it.
2. laura | 9:10 pm on June 29th, 2005
for my safety and the safety of others, i cannot reveal.
3. BMT | 6:05 am on June 30th, 2005
decision respected
4. Fo | 6:48 am on June 30th, 2005
where was this! not manhattan right? ponys!? bunnys! hayrides!! pumpkin picking! ah i wanna go!
5. JK | 7:53 am on June 30th, 2005
I flippin missed the White Stripes but I did catch Coldplay at Glastonbury. Amazing. Not that I went mind you but the sometimes wonderful BBC played the whole thing all weekend.
PS: I LOVE Get Behind Me Satan. You might make me into a White Stripes fan yet Laura.
6. lisa | 3:46 pm on June 30th, 2005
what are those nasty-looking dreadlock things on the rabbit?
7. Anonymous | 5:29 pm on June 30th, 2005
In an article from New York Post from October 2003 miss modernage is ID-ed as”Freelance Web producer.” The topic of the article is on people who hate the band…Radiohead. That information is in the public domain. Then again, it’s the POST and they always get shit wrong, so…
8. Anonymous | 5:32 pm on June 30th, 2005
and another article also from the Post, circa the spring of 2004, IDs her again as a “web producer.” That article is, hilariously enough, about…Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
9. Anonymous | 11:52 am on July 1st, 2005
what’s wrong with you people?
10. laura | 8:32 pm on July 6th, 2005
dude. that’s creepy. stop stalking.