Please Stop Tom Cruise, You’re Scaring Me

Woah! If you haven’t watched the video of Tom Cruise on the Today show from this morning, you have not lived! Please “do the research!” Seriously, what is he talking about? What is he saying? Why does Katie look like a mindless zombie? Poor Matt Lauer–you can really tell toward the end how terrified he is of Tom.

I seriously can’t watch War of the Worlds. I fear that my soul will be sucked out of my body if I look directly at Tom Cruise.

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4 Responses to Please Stop Tom Cruise, You’re Scaring Me

  1. 1. dork | 1:29 pm on June 24th, 2005

    Cruise:Do you know what Aderol is?

    Don’t know what’s cooler - the fact that maybe tom doesn’t know adderall either, or that MSNBC was able to transcribe that fact - you’re right tommy boy, i just don’t know.

  2. 2. Megadork | 2:51 pm on June 24th, 2005

    This video proves that Tom has no idea what he is talking about, because he needs some ritalin.

    The unfortunate thing is that I still really want to see World of the Wars. I really like disaster movies.

  3. 3. dParker2.0 | 3:10 am on June 25th, 2005

    Tom Cruise desperately needs to be medicated. He is the poster child for what happens when people don’t take their meds…

  4. 4. Anonymous | 10:21 pm on June 25th, 2005

    It’s pretty simple–Tom, you’re just a big freak.

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