At this Rate, Destiny’s Child’s Children Might Grow Up to Be Obese

Plastic...and lovin' itIs anyone else terribly appalled to hear that Destiny’s Child‘s latest tour is called “Destiny Fulfilled…and Lovin’ It“? Yes, the tour that is being sponsored by McDonald’s is also getting some good ol’ corporate slogan recognition in the tour name. I saw posters for it all over Dublin. This isn’t just jumping the shark, it’s like pole vaulting the shark.

Also, Mattel is coming out with a line of Destiny’s Child Barbie dolls in August. But some people are kicking up a fuss because only the Beyoncé doll will be sold separately. Ooooh shnaaaap!

Can you keep up?

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  1. i recently saw footage of beyonce doing something somewhere and for a good 10 seconds i thought it was Jessica/Britney/Shakira: the mystic tan, the blond extensions…if it weren’t for her dad/cheetos/spotty english i’d never be able to tell them apart.

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