Paris Hilton, you’ve gone too far. You’re officially too tacky to believe. We know it must be your dream to be surrounded in pink, naked, and wrapped up in a microphone cord for a photo in Rolling Stone, but for the love of god, keep that dream to yourself. Ugghh.

In other trashy news, Bia Ling wears banages of Jude Law after spending 20 hours on her knees on the set of a movie.