The Modern Age

For the Gentiles who are looking for a cheap Christmas present to give your favorite weird aunt, the Jews that are saving movie going for the 25th, and the rest of you who don’t give a crap about holidays or family but like free stuff, check out “RESTRICTED” which is upstairs tonight at Lit from […]

As cold hearted as we have been known to be (”Ow! You hurt our feeling!”), we were shocked to find ourselves sobbing like a child during the Drag City Christmas Party at the Bowery Ballroom on Saturday. The reason for the outward display of emotion while dressed in a scarf, sweater and hat? San Francisco’s […]

Yesterday we were shopping at Barnes & Nobel, Union Square, waiting on this enormous line when we looked over to the front of the line and saw Fabrizio Moretti and Juliet. Fab was carrying a basket loaded up with stuff (don’t know what) and looking particularly good-looking. This is all a little shocking to us, […]

Paris Hilton, you’ve gone too far. You’re officially too tacky to believe. We know it must be your dream to be surrounded in pink, naked, and wrapped up in a microphone cord for a photo in Rolling Stone, but for the love of god, keep that dream to yourself. Ugghh.
In other trashy news, Bia Ling […]

Love how Nicole Richie looks in the new promo shots for “Simple Life 3: Interns”.

Turning blogs into books. We are currently accepting offers.

Today after work we went shopping for Christmas presents. We planned to go here, here, and there, but we only ended up going to the first here, the Penguin store. “Why stop at only the first here?,” you may ask. Well that’s because after we whisked into the store we realized everyone in the store […]

All we want for Christmas is for Chris Martin to stop morphing into Bono. (Link to custom iPods from Janelle.)
Martin defends his participation in Bandaid 20 by saying the following:
“I think, you, people say that song’s rubbish, or the words are rubbish… it’s like if you pass a busker and didn’t give him some money […]

What is it about French bands that really brings out the weirdos?
The December 1st Phoenix/Inouk/Benzos show, all the crazies were out in full force.
The first set of crazies we witness was this pair of girls up front during the Benzos set. Have you ever seen anyone do an interpretive dance at the Bowery Ballroom? Yeah, […]

The New York Times yaks about Paris Hilton. Here’s a choice quote from the article: “Ms. Hilton is dreaming of finer things these days, like puppies and babies.” Puppies + Babies = Awesome.