The Modern Age

Jude Law has been declared People’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” Is that really accurate? Maybe a few years we would have agreed with this, but recently we don’t really find ourselves using the word “sexy” and “Jude Law” in the same sentence. Before he got all big time movie star, he used to do these smoldering, very sexual movies and photographs. Now he seems to be run by a PR machine, only doing photos that make him look like the man-pretty dream boy that he is–and frankly it’s boring. Jude Law sure is hot, but now he seems to be totally asexual. Gorgeous in a look-but-don’t-you-dare-muss-up-my-designer-suit sort of way…does the unattainable coldness really get your panties moist?

This also reminds us of the age old (ok, 5 year old) debate we’ve been having with other Jude Law loving females–Yes, we get it, Jude Law is physically stunning. But seriously, someone that pretty must be reaaaally used to getting what they want and never ever having to compromise or worry about pleasing the other person. What we’re saying that it may be very probably that Jude Law is a really bad lay. That’s all.

And haven’t we all heard the rumors that he’s a switch hitter? But you know what? Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and believe that Jude’s straight. Weirder things have happened.

Discuss.