The Modern Age

Don’t be alarmed. We did see the American Music Awards last night. It was just really lame. We had only a handful of thoughts during the show.

One was during some horrible country singer’s performance…We think the dude was named Kenny Chesney? He was wearing a rainbow tie-died sleeveless tshirt with little cartoon love and peace signs on it. Was it a display of gay pride or something, or just horrible fashion sense? Then to make matters worse, he had Uncle Cracker come out to sing with him. Oh my god! Why do they let Uncle Cracker out of his Winnebago?

Oh wait–something else happened during the awards program. Right after they called the putty-faced John Mayer a “guitar legend” we promptly threw up all over ourselves.

Presenter Nicollette Sheridan turned up looking like a drag queen.

One highlight was Alicia Keys’s performance of “Karma.” It was pretty good. She looked absolutely stunning–and girl can move.

Totally unrelated, here are some shots of the Hidden Cameras with their underwear dancing go-go girls that someone linked to in our comments section.