Archive for October, 2004

Get a Sniff of Sharapova

Talk about blonde ambition! It has been reported that tennis star Maria Sharapova will be launching her very own fragrance next year. Sharapova has been quoted as saying her scent will be “something I love to smell.” Hopefully, it won’t smell like (tennis) balls.

Oh for God’s Sake, Just Show Us Your Tits!

With Britney “chillin’” (hey–it’s her prerogative!), it’s solely up to Xtina to provide us with today’s mandatory pop diva dicey decision. Xtina “capture[s] the authenticity of the Old Hollywood glam era” in her 2005 official calendar by cupping her boobs in various poses and wigs.
In other Christina Aguilera news, Ms. Dirrty has just signed a [...]

Desperately Seeking Anything Related to Jude Law

Ok, we can’t help ourselves–we have to continue posting anything remotely related to Jude Law.
Did you know that Jude Law has a sister named Natasha? As you can imagine, growing up in a house with Jude meant that she was never the “pretty one”, so at a young age Natasha realized she had to master [...]

Jude Law’s an Ass…and Other Revelations

The top-drawer journos at The Mirror have decided that they’re fed up with Jude Law’s recently acquired Hollywood ways. At the party celebrating the London premiere of Alfie, he and Sienna decided that their VIP area wasn’t good enough–they need an additional area created to separate themselves from the commoners who might dare to talk [...]

Blur: Back in Business

Attention Britpop lovers–No more Blurval Schools! The London Mirror is reporting that Graham Coxon has agreed to return to Blur. Coxon agreed to meet with his ex-bandmates last week after having a chat with former Blur producer Stephen Street while preparing for his next solo record.
Coxon left the band in 2002 after having an argument [...]

The “Charged Image” Illustrated

If you read the New York Times piece last week about the removal of a Damian Loeb painting from the The Joseloff Gallery in Hartford, Connecticut, you may have wondered what the name of the work was. A name so vile, the New York Times dare not print its name.
Well, we accidentally stumbled upon a [...]

Hello Operator

Sure Kylie’s only 4 feet tall, but she can certainly bring the house down. Shortly after tickets for her Greatest Hits tour went on sale, the surge of phonecalls to the Bishopsgate telephone dispatch in London melted the system. It’s rumored that if you put your ear up to a Liza Minelli record, you can [...]

Proof that God Is Gay

Jude Law is on the cover of the latest issue of New York magazine. We couldn’t care less about what they wrote about him, dear holy mother of Jesus–look how drop-dead gorgeous he is! Is this even legal?
It’s a shame that his new movie, Alfie, is getting less than stellar reviews because Jude’s such a [...]

Hot Picks for Tuesday and Wednesday Night

On Tuesday, Jasper will be celebrating another year on Earth by throwing a very special Vicious birthday bash at Rothko. The show starts at 7:30 pm and it’s 8 dollars. Rheingolds go for 2 bucks from 7:30pm to 10pm. Sorry, 21+ only.
Sondre Lerche will be doing the first of his 2 NYC-area shows on Tuesday [...]

Can’t Get This Pressure Point Out of My Head

Last month we saw British buzz band The Zutons open up for the Thrills at Irving Plaza. The crowd totally loved them. The have a hippy-dippy sorta style to their music…kinda like The Coral, but without the 12-year-old choirboy faces. There’s even a girl saxaphone player in the band who dances around like she’s on [...]