We know someone out there who is reading this must’ve been watching Jude Law on SNL. We didn’t even remember he was on the show until someone just asked us why we weren’t watching it. Ooops.
So we just went to the tv, and turned it on to hear the faint strains of “Pieces of Me” by Ashlee Simpson…but Ashlee wasn’t singing. She was just standing on the stage giggling, and walking around confused. Yet her voice was still singing the song. She finally just walked off the stage. Her band continued to play. Some of them were smiling. What the hell just happened? Was that just a vocal track? Did Ashlee Simpson just suffer a very public lip-synching accident on SNL?
We quickly texted Uncle Grambo for guidance, but no response.
UPDATE: She just came on at the end and muttered something about her band “playing the wrong song” blabhablabhalhah and something about doing a “hoedown.” We don’t know, we were in the other room. Someone with a longer attention span could probably explain this better.
SECOND UPDATE: We’ve been informed by Fo that the song she and the band “played” during the first musical break was “Pieces of Me”…Guess we’ll never know what she was going to lip-synch next.
What the hell? When did Joel Cadbury from South get so damn sallow looking? Joel, you look so tired! Get some sleep! Two years ago we would’ve sworn on our lives that you used to be cute. What happened to you? Or what happened to us? Maybe we’re over the British. Er…well at least we can listen to your new album, With the Tides–even if it isn’t as good as the beloved From Here On In album. Those were the days! (If you haven’t heard that album, run out and get it now.)
Check out Steve Lamacq’s latest documentary, “Can’t Stand You Now“, where he uncovers the reasons musicians lash out at their own rock families.
Justin Timberlake will be taking on the role of a drug gang member in Alpha Dog. The film is based on the real story of a gang who kidnapped and murdered a 15 year old four years ago in Hollywood. Kevin Costner and Sharon Stone also star in the movie–Jesus! That’s like insult to injury.
Dave Matthews Band aren’t the only ones who can reek havoc with a toilet. The Smoking Gun reveals the details of a six-figure lawsuit against “rocker” Lenny Kravitz and his backed-up toilet.
In August of this year, the crapper became so “blocked, clogged and congested with various materials,” that his downstairs neighbor, businessman Joel Disend, had to dish out $333,849.77 to pay for the water damage to his $2.84 million apartment suffered. Disend now seeks reimbursement for his expenses. Link from Curbed via Gawker.
…we can report that Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. and fan club coordinator/fill-in drummer Matt Romano were spotted with a posse at the Jonny Lives!/Acquiesce concert at the Bowery Ballroom last night. They arrived early for the set and left shortly after Jonny Lives! ended.
Not since Donovan has a man described his love in so many colors. Geremy Jasper, the lead singer of local band The Fever, recently revealed to The Bronxxx Diaries that he associates the color burgundy with love. He also reveals that a homosexual encounter in his past was “beige.” Link from Hightire.
…we’d like to report that Mr. Law was spotted in NYC last night at the Chinatown bar, Double Happiness. He was wearing a top hat and black suit as he strolled in with a few guy friends and just stayed for one drink.
You’ve got the DVD and the costume jewlery…now Paris Hilton can be yours again for a mere 58 and 68 dollars. Guess is now selling 2 tacky tote bags which have pictures of Paris on them.
It’ll go great with our Jenna Jameson t-shirt and Pam and Tommy tea service set.
Awww! Some stalkerazzi shots of Gwyneth “Gawky Bird” Paltrow cuddling with baby Apple Blythe Martin. Lil’ Apple looks adorable.
