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September 2004

September 18, 2004

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ODDS AND ODDITIES

Very good article/interview about Michael Pitt in the new issue of Another Magazine with Natalie on the cover (who btw has been having some serious problems hiding her nipples in the past few months. We think she’s lost the will to wear bras.). Writes Stephanie Dohaney, “Pitt smokes Marlboro reds. Intensely. He drinks coffee black. He sleeps four hours a night, he says, no more. He wears the mantle of studied disaffection, the same one that teenage boys pass down from generation to generation. And he wears it well: queens want to turn him, or at least rent him; women want to mother him, and girls want to be corrupted by him.” Fantastic writing!

Also in the issue, a transcript of a 1999 lecture Nick Cave gave about how to write love songs.

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September 17, 2004

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THIS WEEK’S CONCERT ROUND-UP

This week we pounded some pavement and squeezed in a shocking three shows. Quite an achievement for those of us who live in a cave and rarely peek outside.

On Tuesday we had a double-header, we caught Kinetic and The Morning After @ Rothko and then scooted over to Pianos to catch Joseph Arthur.

Kinetic were ‘aight. There was one song toward the end of their set that was really cool–it got all dance-y and awesome (think The Killers), but then the went and slowed down and did weird distortion crap. It was like, “what the hell? Why did you go and ruin a totally awesome song?” We don’t get it.

The Morning After were fun in that “our friend Jason is in the band it’s so hilarious to see him do see him play in a band” thing. Isn’t it totally funny to see people you know pseudo-normally playing instruments? Don’t you get really nervous about that kind of stuff? Because we do.

Like the whole time your friend is up on stage you’re like, “oh man, remember that time when *such and such* barfed all over me when they were drunk? I can’t believe that assh*le is up on stage!” Sometimes it helps to heckle your friends during the show, lest they try to actually concentrate on the task at hand. Stuff like, “play a Strokes cover!” is pretty standard for us during our friends’ shows. It’s like, how can you take your joker buddies seriously when they’re playing music? Or like “working” at their “real” job? You know what we mean?

Like people you grew up with? Like the idea of them having “real” jobs with business cards and bosses and work email addresses? It’s freakin’ hysterical. Like who do these people think they are? You knew them when they were eating paste out of the tube! How could anyone look at them with a straight face?

Weren’t we talking about something? Oh yeah, “music”. So our friend Jason is in The Morning After, so we can’t even pretend to have an unbiased opinion of his band and/or music. But you know what’s funny about Jason when he plays? He sways back and forth–almost violently–and whips his head back and forth so that his dark brown hair sways to and fro. He looks like a shoegazing Beatle when he plays guitar. We totally giggled.

The Morning After totally remind me of The Stooges meets The Rolling Stones meets…something else we can’t put our fingers on. Maybe the Talking Heads? And we’re totally saying that because Hal, the lead singer, was wearing a black with red lettering Talking Heads sleeveless shirt during the show.

Oh and on Hal, he totally looks/acts like a hybrid between Mick Jagger and Iggy Pop onstage. He’s all skinny and spindally (is that a word?) and moves around with the fluidity of a serpentine creature, yet he’s also hyperactively jumping around as he contorts every which way.

Our favorite song was “Debutants” because it’s about pretty model-y people…and those people are hot like our dear Miss Paris Hilton.

The Joseph Arthur show was cool too…but we tired right now. More on that show and The Zutons/The Thrills show at Irving Plaza last night…er…later.

UNRELATED LINKS: Gwynie looks great at TRL and Tit-arific at GMA and really rich; Nicole Richie to launch fashion label called “That’s Hot by Nicole”. Loves it!; Billy “Love ‘em, Knock ‘em Up, and Leave ‘em” Crudup shows his stupid mug with a manish-looking Claire Danes; Poor Ashley has a bad case of bug-eye; Donald Trump and girlfriend have a contest to see who can make the best squinty-eyed stone-cold face; BTW–We love how Hilary Duff’s new song “Fly” sounds like it’s a freakin’ Incubus song or something like that.

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September 17, 2004

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WE HATE EMAIL

If you sent an email between yesterday morning and this afternoon, you may want to send it again because our email was not working properly. Our email is working now, but we don’t think we can get any of yesterday’s messages back, so please re-send. We’re sorry if you wrote and we didn’t write back–we weren’t blowing you off, we swear!

On a related note, if you know of a website hosting service that is reasonably priced and doesn’t have jacked up problems with email service and site crashes, please send the information to eic @ themodernage.org. Thanks!

BTW–the singer from The Thrills is kinda cute in a weird way.

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September 15, 2004

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THE END HAS NO END

And it looks like The Strokes’ reign of horrible videos continues. This one even featured manager Ryan Gentles (who according to Rolling Stone is named “Ryan Gentiles“, that chick from “That ’70s Show” named Mila Kunis, that other chick Eva Mendez, and some blonde lady we don’t know.

Behind the scenes of what RS calls the “greatest” rock photographs ever taken.

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September 13, 2004

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WH-WHAT?

Noel Gallagher resurrects the use of the word “whey!”

We just read one of the headlines for the new issue of NME with Jack White on the cover and it said, “The news on the shock BRMC split.” We had to laugh upon reading that. It’s kinda like that old adage, “If BRMC breaks up but no one listens to their music, does it really matter?” But don’t get your panties in a bunch, because according to some BRMC fans (yes, they exist!!!!) who are on the official mailing list, they’re No Doubt-ing and taking some time off from each other.

We can’t help but be oddly intrigued by the band called Selfish Cunt. But anyone know if they’re any good? (Download their song “Corporate Slut“.)

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September 12, 2004

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I THINK I LOVE YOU SO WHAT AM I SO AFRAID OF?

Ryan Adams lends some unique spirit to his new Halloween t-shirt that says, “I want to kill you/ You are unhealthy/ Rx/ I love you.”

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September 12, 2004

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THE RETURN OF SNAGGLETOOTH

A pretty boring interview with Wimbledon‘s Kirsten Dunst.

ASexual Revolution,” Steven Meisel’s debut portfolio in W features male models dressed up in women’s clothing.

Porn, meet Art and Fashion.

Kate Moss’s picks for Fall 2004.

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September 12, 2004

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I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE…

Has 1+ Music’s Jonny Kaps found love courtesy of the New York Post…or at least a new career in reality dating series?

From Craiglist: Woman love for a blonde photographer was sparked at Friday night’s Rainer Maria show; Man gives up paid porn to feed needy children.

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September 10, 2004

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NYU MYSTERY CONCERT 2004 REVEALED!

Yes, we kindly bestowed with tickets to last night’s NYU “Mystery Concert” at the Coles Center. (Big thank you to J.S.!!!!!) America’s favorite Jewish brother-sister duo in a band from Brooklyn via Illinois, The Fiery Furnaces, opened up. They continue to play as a 4-piece. They did a weird version of “Tropical Ice-Land”.

Then around 9:45 (?? 10?) the second half of the “mystery” revealed themselves…

who is it?
Who could it be? It’s a mystery!

ah! it's the Shins!
Ah! It’s The Shins!

ah! it's The Shins!
Hooray!

The Shins’ “America’s Third-to-Next Top Model“-dating keyboardist named Marty was cracking wise during the whole set. He kept making all these jokes about the band playing a “mystery” concert. He said stuff like “this next song is going to be full of *mystery*.” About half way into their set, he said “if you haven’t figured it out yet, we’re the Shins, and we’re half of the *mystery* of the Mystery concert. The other half of the *mystery* was the Fiery Furnaces.”

One of our favorite parts was when Marty was like “right now we’re going to do something we’ve never done before–play shirtless. No, we’re going to do something better than that!” The crowd wooed! We suggested that they were going to play pantsless. He continued, “We’re going to do a cover song!” Then they did a version of Magnetic Fields’ song “Strange Powers.”

Another great Marty-related moment was when he lifted up his shirt a bit and exposed his stomach. He puffed out his belly and formed a circle around the protruding gut with his fingers. He then proceeded to tell the crowd that it was his “plain bagel.” And that’s actually what it looked like.

Best crowd moment goes to some very tall insane young man who busted through the security line up front and started crazy dancing with his legs going akimbo and his arms flailing. As the security guards moved toward him to stop this disturbance, he zealously danced right past them so he was off to the side of the basketball court (the concert and stage were on the NYU basketball team’s court). He then jumped up in the air, did a heel kick against the bleacher walls and proceeded to dance somewhere to the back of the venue. Oh it was such a joyous sight to see someone so moved by the Shins. Totally awesome.

A big dunce hat goes to the young girl who decided to crowd surf during The Shins’ set. Like who the hell crowd surfs period, let alone at a Shins concert????

And to the curious, unfortunately no Olsen sightings, but Marty did name-check them during one of his rants about school and school being awesome. He said something like “if you’re a freshman, like Mary-Kate and Ashley, …” something something blah blah blah. We think it was during that particular rant that he joked that the band was going to be beer-bonging after the show.

Totally unrelated, but when we were walking back after the show, we saw some Adidas/Sean John event or something going on at Brodway near 8th Street. We saw Bai Ling. She’s shorter than we thought… but then again, she is asian.

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September 9, 2004

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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Attention all celebmongers with bands/fashion labels/assorted knick-knacks and wares, the production team for Asia Argento’s new movie (based on the J.T. Leroy book), The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, is looking for contributors to their goodie bags for the Toronto Film Festival afterparty.

The theme of the party is white trash, and various celebrities such as Marilyn Manson and Winona Ryder are scheduled to be in attendance. To be included in the gift bag, all materials must arrive to the Massachusetts headquarters of Arrival Cinema before Wednesday, September 15th. If you/your company/or anyone you know (boutiques, labels, bands, artists) would like to add something to the goody bag, please contact DavidCasey20 @ aol.com.

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