CRAP THAT WE’VE THOUGHT ABOUT IN THE LAST FEW DAYS
Our new Teen Vogue is MIA in the mail!!!!! Someone please help!!!!
Someone we don’t know with a Detroit area code on their cell phone sent us a text message this weekend reading, “Ms modernage has 4 vaginas!” Oh like we haven’t heard that one before.
The new [...]
Archive for July, 2004
Things to See, Do, and Buy in the Next Few Days
We will now “reprezent” to all our friends and people who we haven’t slept with/slept with/sleeping with our friends/thought about sleeping with/will never sleep with/will one day accidentally sleep with/related to someone we slept with/slept next to/are fundamentally against sleeping/like sleeping with bunnies/just like social incest…
THURSDAY: The Stills, FREE in Battery Park (Tickets required, they [...]
Freaks and Geeks
This is a little bit old, but still hysterical: David Bowie, victim of a lollipop attack. Link from Jenny.
This past weekend we went to see Before Sunset on the recommendation of J.Go. Holy crap! Best movie ever! Ok, not “best movie ever”, but it was totally great. It was a GOOD SEQUEL! We’re so in [...]
Theater Geek Alert!
Adam Pascal sang one of the songs heard on the Macy*s Fourth of July Fireworks special. It was called “They Will Lead.” It was totally gay.
Shorts
Housewives can be horny too; A Night Out with Stacy Peralta
To Boob or Not to Boob?
Kiera Knightly got a set of new knockers (and a tummy tuck) for her King Arthur poster picture.
