Archive for July, 2004

MUSIC BRINGS THE PEOPLE TOGETHERIn case you’ve been living under a rock somewhere, we’re just giving you one last reminder that the VILLAGE VOICE SIREN MUSIC FESTIVAL is TOMORROW at Coney Island. God has blessed us, and it is not supposed to rain until the evening tomorrow, so you and all your cute little friends [...]

NEW BLOGGER IS ALL OUT OF WACK, YO

Does anyone know why Blogger is practically automated now? We can’t even put in our own coding b/c they just upgraded it and it adds in all these weirdo tags. WE ARE SO ANGRY! Tell us how to get out of this coding nightmare!

SHOW HIM THAT YOU CARE, BY GRABBING HIM BY THE JUNK
Britney grabbing Kevin by the balls…literally.

BAND IN SEARCH OF A LOOK SEEKS STYLIST“Band is signing to indie label and putting together press kit and tour–we’re looking for enterprinsing and creative designer to help mold the bands visual image. We’re a bunch of college music geeks that are super dedicated to the sole success of the band. We’re looking for a [...]

BURNOUT KILLS BLOGS
Yo, quitting your blog is so Fall of 2003. Link from Whatevs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITE STRIPES!

According to legend, The White Stripes were born on Bastille Day.

UNRELATED LINK: Check out the new ad campain for Declare Yourself

BRITNEY LIKES IT DIRRRTY TOO
Mr. Britney Spears for 55 hours, Jason Alexander, is now spilling the details of his blinked-and-you-missed-it marriage to the pop tartlet: “We did it every way you could. But it wasn’t cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right…It wasn’t just sex, it was really deep.”

DRESS YOU UP IN MY LOVE
Oh Topshop, how we miss you so.

WHEN YOU CAN’T GET A RED-HOT LATINO, GET A WHITE PASTY ENGLISHMAN
From Popbitch: “Gael Garcia Bernal is the latest movie star to be approached to be the face of a fashion house, in this case Prada. Perhaps it was the experience of recently playing communist icon Che Guevera but, unlike most of his greedy peers, [...]

AS IF!
The Wicked Witch of the West, Mischa Barton, is the new Aeropostale spokeswoman. And she’d be caught dead in Aeropostale…when?
Yoanna from America’s Next Top Model (Season 2) is getting runway work! (Even if it is only for an LA show.)
Scarlett Johanson puts her “we were making out or having sex or something” rumors to [...]