MUSIC BRINGS THE PEOPLE TOGETHER
In case you’ve been living under a rock somewhere, we’re just giving you one last reminder that the VILLAGE VOICE SIREN MUSIC FESTIVAL is TOMORROW at Coney Island. God has blessed us, and it is not supposed to rain until the evening tomorrow, so you and all your cute little friends should definitely come out to the fun by the seaside. We have attended all the Siren Festivals since it started in 2001, and we promise you it’s totally fun. Here are some tips for enjoying the day:
1. Please wear some sunblock. You might not think you’re going to get burnt, but you will. Remember to put it on the back of your neck! And re-apply throughout the day!
2. Please bring/buy some water before you get in the crowd. You’ll want that once you start feeling woozie.
3. Leave ironic trucker caps at home. Ironic trucker hats are soooo last year. Don’t be a victim of Hipster Bingo.
4. Don’t eat a Nathan’s hot dog and THEN go on the Cyclone. You’re just asking for trouble.
5. Don’t step on our feet. We’re totally going to punch you.
6. Be sure to catch The Fever wherenever the hell they go on. Thank you.
NEW BLOGGER IS ALL OUT OF WACK, YO
Does anyone know why Blogger is practically automated now? We can’t even put in our own coding b/c they just upgraded it and it adds in all these weirdo tags. WE ARE SO ANGRY! Tell us how to get out of this coding nightmare!
BAND IN SEARCH OF A LOOK SEEKS STYLIST
“Band is signing to indie label and putting together press kit and tour–we’re looking for enterprinsing and creative designer to help mold the bands visual image. We’re a bunch of college music geeks that are super dedicated to the sole success of the band. We’re looking for a Hip and Cool image, mixture between the the rock fashion of the 70′s to the hipster New York Rock scene that we’re in.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITE STRIPES!
According to legend, The White Stripes were born on Bastille Day.
UNRELATED LINK: Check out the new ad campain for Declare Yourself
BRITNEY LIKES IT DIRRRTY TOO
Mr. Britney Spears for 55 hours, Jason Alexander, is now spilling the details of his blinked-and-you-missed-it marriage to the pop tartlet: “We did it every way you could. But it wasn’t cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right…It wasn’t just sex, it was really deep.”
DRESS YOU UP IN MY LOVE
Oh Topshop, how we miss you so.
WHEN YOU CAN’T GET A RED-HOT LATINO, GET A WHITE PASTY ENGLISHMAN
From Popbitch: “Gael Garcia Bernal is the latest movie star to be approached to be the face of a fashion house, in this case Prada. Perhaps it was the experience of recently playing communist icon Che Guevera but, unlike most of his greedy peers, Gael turned down the offer to star in the adverts for the winter collection because, he told Miuccia Prada, he “hates fashion”. So Prada have Jamie Bell from Billy Elliot instead.”
Funny, seeing as how Gael’s ex, Nattie P, is practically up Zac Posen’s ass hole.
AS IF!
The Wicked Witch of the West, Mischa Barton, is the new Aeropostale spokeswoman. And she’d be caught dead in Aeropostale…when?
Yoanna from America’s Next Top Model (Season 2) is getting runway work! (Even if it is only for an LA show.)
Scarlett Johanson puts her “we were making out or having sex or something” rumors to rest.
Britney’s Belfast nip slip.
